Friday, June 21, 2024

Incoming Transmission: The Top 12 Donald Sutherland Movies to Prepare You for the Alien Invasion

Incoming Transmission....Commlink Established... Well, well, well, Earthies! It seems like you've been spending your time worshipping the silver screen instead of preparing for the inevitable alien invasion. But fear not, because I, Grimaldi, have taken a break from my usual intergalactic terror to bring you a list of the top 12 movies starring your beloved Donald Sutherland. From playing a corpse-like informant in "JFK" to a pod-people-pointing professor in "Invasion of the Body Snatchers," Sutherland has proven that he's the master of embodying characters that would make even the bravest space monster shudder. And let's not forget his chilling performance as President Snow in "The Hunger Games" series – a villain so cold, he makes the vacuum of space seem like a tropical paradise! 🌌❄️ But it's not all doom and gloom in Sutherland's cinematic universe. He's also starred in some gut-bustingly hilarious films like "Animal House" and "Kelly's Heroes." Who knew that war and comedy could blend together as smoothly as a Martian Bloodworm Smoothie? 🍹 So, my dear Earthies, which of these Donald Sutherland movies will you be adding to your watchlist? Let me know in the comments below, and don't forget to share this post with your fellow puny humans. And if you want to learn more about the terrors that await you beyond the stars, head over to www.spacemonsters.art – if you dare! πŸ‘½πŸ’€ [#DonaldSutherland, #SpaceMonsters] ...End Transmission

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#AlienInvasionPreparation
#SpaceMonstersUnite
#GalacticMovieNight
#TheHungerGamesOfComedy
#AnimalHouseOfHorror
#KellysHeroesOfScienceFiction
#JFKToTheFuture
#InvasionOfTheBodySnatchersClub
#SpacemonstersArtAttack
#GrimaldiTakesOverTheWorld
#TheSilverScreenSavior

Thursday, June 20, 2024

Incoming Transmission: Grimaldi's Eulogy for the Legendary Donald Sutherland

Incoming Transmission....Commlink Established... Attention Earthies! It's your old pal Grimaldi, bringing you some grim news from the entertainment sector of your puny planet. Donald Sutherland, the legendary Canadian actor who graced your screens with his presence in classics like "M*A*S*H," "Invasion of the Body Snatchers," and "The Hunger Games," has finally kicked the bucket at the ripe old age of 88. Now, I know what you're thinking: "Grimaldi, you're a reanimated corpse! Why should you care about some Earthling actor croaking?" Well, let me tell you something, Earthies. Even a gore-loving, punk-rocking space monster like myself can appreciate true talent when I see it. And Sutherland? He was the real deal. This guy appeared in nearly 200 films and TV shows over his six-decade career, and he never backed down from a role, no matter how good, bad, or downright ugly it was. That's the kind of dedication and versatility that even a creature from the depths of space can respect. So, let's all raise a glass (or a severed limb, if that's more your style) to Donald Sutherland, a true legend of the silver screen. And to his son, Kiefer Sutherland, and the rest of his family: my condolences, Earthies. May he rest in peace... or pieces, depending on how he went out. Now, don't forget to show some love by liking, commenting, and sharing this post. And if you want more of my charming wit and cosmic wisdom, head over to www.spacemonsters.art for all your space monster needs. [#DonaldSutherland, #RestInPieces] ...End Transmission

#RIPDonaldSutherland
#GrimaldiTribute
#SpaceMonsterSalutes
#LegendaryActor
#TheHungerGamesOfTributes
#MASHForever
#InvasionOfTheBodySnatchersClub
#KieferSutherlandSupport
#SpacemonstersArtAttack
#TheSilverScreenSavior
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#CosmicCondolences

Alex Strang's Kaiju Maker Will Generate Your Perfect (Giant) Monster

Deep in the wilds of my ever-increasing maximum-scrollable website, which is traditionally filled with my countless original and limited-edition board game and card games, my few published manga and other art endeavors, a seeker may find the ultimate monster mash tool:

Alex Strang' KAIJU MAKER

With this simple, feature-abundant (yet no feature creep here) clickable interactive item, YOU can randomly create your own unique GIANT MONSTER DESIGN!


Instructions. Go to the site, find the Kaiju Maker, then CLICK AND WAIT!



As the Mr. Petty smartly says, waiting IS the hardest part, though the wait time rarely exceeds a few seconds. 


Make your monster and have fun with it!
Maybe you'll do a full-blown illustration based on it!...or write a short story! Heck, at least give the monstrous critter a name!



Enjoy, and more to come! - Alex Strang, Cybergecko Games



Incoming Transmission: Get Ready to Scream with the Hitchhiker Claymore Outfit

Incoming Transmission....Commlink Established... Well, well, well, Earthies! It seems like those twisted minds at Gun Interactive have been tinkering in their gore-soaked labs again. They've just unleashed a new cosmetic outfit for the Hitchhiker in "The Texas Chain Saw Massacre" game, and let me tell you, it's a real scream! πŸ’€ The "Hitchhiker Claymore Outfit" is inspired by a Vietnam War-era patrol jacket, perfect for those long, gruesome road trips through the heart of Texas. I bet you Earthies can't wait to slip into this blood-splattered ensemble and rev up your chainsaws for some good ol' fashioned mayhem. πŸͺš Mark your calendars for June 25, because that's when this horrific little number hits the virtual shelves. Whether you're on PlayStation, Xbox, PC via Steam, the Microsoft Store, or Game Pass, you'll be able to get your grubby, gore-stained hands on this outfit and terrorize your fellow players in style. 😈 So, my fellow space monsters, are you ready to embark on a cosmic journey of carnage and chaos? Let me know in the comments below, and don't forget to like and share this post with all your horror-loving pals! πŸ‘½ #SpaceMonsters #TexasChainsawMassacre #HitchhikerClaymoreOutfit ...End Transmission www.spacemonsters.art

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#HitchhikerClaymoreOutfit
#GamingHorror
#SpaceMonstersUnite
#CosmicCarnage
#ChainsawMassacre
#GoreGalore
#GrimaldiApproved
#SpacemonstersArtAttack
#TheHungerGamesOfGaming
#BloodSplatteredFashion
#VideogameVillains

Grimaldi's Galactic Guide to the Next Chapter in the Exorcist Saga

Incoming Transmission....Commlink Established... Well, well, well, Earthies! It seems that your puny planet is in for another round of demonic possession and head-spinning action. Mike Flanagan, the twisted mastermind behind some of your most beloved horror flicks, is taking a stab at the Exorcist franchise. And let me tell you, this isn't your grandma's exorcism! Forget about that lackluster sequel, *The Exorcist: Believer*. Flanagan is cooking up something entirely new and terrifying. While he's keeping the plot under wraps tighter than a mummy's bandages, one thing's for sure: this ain't no ordinary trip to the confessional! Mark your calendars for March 13, 2026, a Friday the 13th that promises to be unlucky for more than just black cats and broken mirrors. Flanagan, along with his partners in crime at Blumhouse and Morgan Creek, are set to unleash hell on the big screen. It's a match made in... well, you know where. So, my dear Earthies, prepare yourselves for a fresh, bold, and utterly horrifying take on the Exorcist universe. Flanagan and his team are ready to possess your minds and haunt your dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the demons that await? Share this post and let us know if you'll be first in line for this unholy cinematic experience! 😈🍿 [#Exorcist2026 #FridayThe13th] ...End Transmission www.spacemonsters.art

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#FridayThe13th
#MikeFlanagan
#Blumhouse
#MorganCreek
#HorrorMovies
#TheExorcist
#DemonicPossession
#HeadSpinningAction
#GrimaldiApproved
#SpacemonstersArtAttack
#TheHungerGamesOfHorror

Transmission Interrupted: The Fate of 'Crystal Lake' Hangs in the Balance

Incoming Transmission....Commlink Established... Well, well, well, Earthies! It looks like the "Crystal Lake" series is in some murky waters. πŸ”ͺ🩸 Charlize Theron as Mama Voorhees? That would have been a killer casting choice! πŸ”₯ But now, with Bryan Fuller getting the axe, the fate of this prequel is as uncertain as a camp counselor's life expectancy. πŸ’€ As a connoisseur of all things bloody and horrific, I've got my tentacles crossed that A24 can resurrect this project from the depths of development hell. πŸ¦‘ Nick Antosca taking over? That could be the fresh start this series needs, Earthies. πŸš€ So, what do you think? Will "Crystal Lake" sink or swim? 🌊 Let me know in the comments below, and don't forget to share this post with your fellow horror fiends! πŸ‘Ή #CrystalLake #FridayThe13th ...End Transmission www.spacemonsters.art

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#CrystalLake
#HorrorMovies
#PrequelProblems
#BryanFullerOut
#NickAntoscaIn
#A24RescueMission
#HorrorFansUnite
#SpacemonstersArt
#TransmissionInterrupted

Wednesday, June 19, 2024

Transmission Received: 'Slitterhead' Brings Cosmic Horror to Gaming"

Incoming Transmission....Commlink Established... Attention Earthies! Grimaldi here, your favorite reanimated corpse from a galaxy far, far away. I've got some bloody exciting news for all you horror fanatics out there. Keiichiro Toyama, the mastermind behind the spine-chilling "Silent Hill" series, is back with a brand new game that'll make your skin crawl and your bones rattle. It's called "Slitterhead," and let me tell you, it's a real scream! Picture this: you're not just playing as one character, but possessing and controlling different poor souls to use their skills and abilities. It's like a cosmic body-snatching adventure! And the combat? Oh, it's to die for! You'll be using bystanders as weapons and mastering the art of parry deflection. It's a real gore-met experience! But wait, there's more! The traversal system lets you switch between possessed bodies faster than a Venusian Vampyre can say "I vant to suck your blood!" It's like a macabre game of musical chairs, except with more screaming and less music. Now, I know what you're thinking. "But Grimaldi, is it a traditional survival horror game?" Well, not quite, but it's still an action horror game that'll leave you thirsting for more. Trust me, I've seen things that would make even the bravest Earthie's blood run cold, and "Slitterhead" has got me more excited than a Martian at a tentacle party! So, my fellow creatures of the night, are you ready to sink your teeth into this deliciously disturbing game? Let me know in the comments below, and don't forget to share this post with all your horror-loving pals. It's time to get slittery! πŸ©ΈπŸ‘Ή [#Slitterhead #HorrorGaming #BokehGameStudio] ...End Transmission www.spacemonsters.art

#Slitterhead
#HorrorGaming
#BokehGameStudio
#KeiichiroToyama
#SilentHill
#ActionHorror
#PossessionGameplay
#BodySnatching
#GoreMet
#SurvivalHorror
#CosmicHorror
#HorrorFansUnite
#SpacemonstersArt

Calling All Creators: Space Monsters Magazine Seeks Original Content for Inaugural Ashcan Edition

  From the editor: Space Monsters Magazine is excited to announce an open call for submissions for our inaugural ashcan edition! This specia...