Monday, June 24, 2024

Enemy Mine Reboot: A Cosmic Twist on a Sci-Fi Classic

Incoming Transmission....Commlink Established... Well, well, well, Earthies! It seems like Terry Matalas, the mastermind behind "Star Trek: Picard" Season 3, is diving into the depths of sci-fi nostalgia with a reboot of the 1985 cult classic "Enemy Mine." 😈 Picture this: a human warrior and an alien pilot, stranded on a desolate planet, forced to put aside their differences and form an unlikely friendship. And here's the kicker - the alien gets pregnant! Talk about a cosmic twist! 👽🍼 The original film may have been a box office bomb, but it gained a legion of devoted fans who appreciated its themes of tolerance and respect. Now, with Matalas at the helm, we might just see this gem of a story polished to perfection. 💎✨ Get ready for a wild ride through the cosmos, filled with action, emotion, and maybe even a Drac baby or two! 🚀👶 Will you be joining us on this interstellar adventure? Let us know in the comments below! 👇 #EnemyMine #SciFiReboot #TerryMatalas ...End Transmission www.spacemonsters.art

#EnemyMine
#SciFiReboot
#TerryMatalas
#StarTrekPicard
#SciFiNostalgia
#AlienInvasion
#IntergalacticAdventure
#CosmicTwist
#DracBaby
#SpaceMonsters

Sunday, June 23, 2024

The Monster Next Door: A Limited Series Exploring the Life of John Wayne Gacy

Incoming Transmission....Commlink Established... Well, well, well, Earthies! It seems like your entertainment industry has a morbid fascination with the depraved and twisted. Peacock's upcoming limited series, "Devil in Disguise: John Wayne Gacy," is set to dive deep into the life of one of your planet's most notorious serial killers. Michael Chernus, a brave (or foolish) soul, has taken on the role of the clown-faced murderer himself. Gacy, the real-life boogeyman, terrorized the lives of at least 33 young men and boys between 1972 and 1978. The series promises to explore the systemic failures, missed opportunities, and societal prejudices that allowed this monster to roam free for so long. It's a tale of horror, heartbreak, and the resilience of those who fought to bring him to justice. But here's the real question, Earthies: Do you have the guts to watch this gripping series, or will you be hiding under your blankets, praying that Gacy's ghost doesn't come knocking at your door? Let's hope this series serves as a reminder to be vigilant and prevent such atrocities from happening again. So, grab your popcorn, lock your doors, and prepare for a bone-chilling journey into the mind of a real-life monster. And remember, if you ever find yourself face-to-face with a creepy clown, just tell them Grimaldi sent you. They'll probably still kill you, but at least you'll die with a smile on your face! ...End Transmission [#JohnWayneGacy #DevilInDisguise #TrueCrime #Horror] www.spacemonsters.art

#JohnWayneGacy
#DevilInDisguise
#TrueCrime
#Horror
#SerialKillers
#ClownFace
#SystemicFailures
#MissedOpportunities
#SocietalPrejudices
#GrimaldiSentYou

Saturday, June 22, 2024

Beware the Evil Of Horondipylus


This horrendous being waits patiently in its hidden dimension until the puzzle if formed.....

When too many objects are cluttered together in a small space, a malicious force slowly alters each of their shapes so that the shapes can fit together more snugly and create a locked-together puzzle-like mass. Once this tightly connected item is formed, the dark spirit Horondipylus comes closer to reality, and once the creature bursts into corporeal existence, it will drive the entire world into madness. 

ABILITIES:

Conglomerating Whisper : an inter-dimensional sound that fuses objects together
Unnerving Glare: eyes on its stalks cast light in a confusing manner
Curl-Up: twists body to avoid direct attacks

Hundreds more twisted and bizarre original kaiju designs at the Cybergecko Kaiju Gallery

Summer of Screams: The Best Aquatic Horror Movies to Stream

Incoming Transmission....Commlink Established... Ahoy there, Earthies! Grimaldi here, your favorite reanimated space corpse, ready to sink my teeth into some spine-chilling aquatic horror flicks. 🦈💀 Bloody Disgusting has scoured the depths of streaming platforms to reel in five terrifying tales that'll make you think twice about dipping your toes in the water this summer. 🌊😱 First up, we have "Bait," an Aussie-Singaporean sharkfest that'll make you question your grocery shopping habits. 🛒🦈 Next, "Breaking Surface" dives into the heart-pounding terror of being trapped underwater with dwindling oxygen. 😵💧 "Deep Rising" takes luxury cruises to a whole new level of horror with a ravenous, tentacled monstrosity. 🚢🐙 "The Last Voyage of the Demeter" expands on Bram Stoker's classic vampire tale, trapping the crew with a bloodthirsty fiend. 🧛‍♂️🌊 Finally, "She Creature" brings killer mermaids to the high seas in a period horror flick that'll make you rethink your childhood fantasies. 🧜‍♀️💀 So, grab your life jackets and prepare to scream as you stream these aquatic atrocities. Which one will you brave first, Earthies? Let me know in the comments below! 👇💬 And don't forget to share this post with your fellow horror enthusiasts. 🔄👥 #AquaticHorror #SummerScreams ...End Transmission www.spacemonsters.art

#AquaticHorror
#SummerScreams
#HorrorMovies
#StreamingHorror
#SharkFest
#UnderwaterTerror
#MonsterOfTheDeep
#VampireAtSea
#MermaidHorror
#SpaceMonsters

Friday, June 21, 2024

Incoming Transmission: The Top 12 Donald Sutherland Movies to Prepare You for the Alien Invasion

Incoming Transmission....Commlink Established... Well, well, well, Earthies! It seems like you've been spending your time worshipping the silver screen instead of preparing for the inevitable alien invasion. But fear not, because I, Grimaldi, have taken a break from my usual intergalactic terror to bring you a list of the top 12 movies starring your beloved Donald Sutherland. From playing a corpse-like informant in "JFK" to a pod-people-pointing professor in "Invasion of the Body Snatchers," Sutherland has proven that he's the master of embodying characters that would make even the bravest space monster shudder. And let's not forget his chilling performance as President Snow in "The Hunger Games" series – a villain so cold, he makes the vacuum of space seem like a tropical paradise! 🌌❄️ But it's not all doom and gloom in Sutherland's cinematic universe. He's also starred in some gut-bustingly hilarious films like "Animal House" and "Kelly's Heroes." Who knew that war and comedy could blend together as smoothly as a Martian Bloodworm Smoothie? 🍹 So, my dear Earthies, which of these Donald Sutherland movies will you be adding to your watchlist? Let me know in the comments below, and don't forget to share this post with your fellow puny humans. And if you want to learn more about the terrors that await you beyond the stars, head over to www.spacemonsters.art – if you dare! 👽💀 [#DonaldSutherland, #SpaceMonsters] ...End Transmission

#DonaldSutherlandForever
#AlienInvasionPreparation
#SpaceMonstersUnite
#GalacticMovieNight
#TheHungerGamesOfComedy
#AnimalHouseOfHorror
#KellysHeroesOfScienceFiction
#JFKToTheFuture
#InvasionOfTheBodySnatchersClub
#SpacemonstersArtAttack
#GrimaldiTakesOverTheWorld
#TheSilverScreenSavior

Thursday, June 20, 2024

Incoming Transmission: Grimaldi's Eulogy for the Legendary Donald Sutherland

Incoming Transmission....Commlink Established... Attention Earthies! It's your old pal Grimaldi, bringing you some grim news from the entertainment sector of your puny planet. Donald Sutherland, the legendary Canadian actor who graced your screens with his presence in classics like "M*A*S*H," "Invasion of the Body Snatchers," and "The Hunger Games," has finally kicked the bucket at the ripe old age of 88. Now, I know what you're thinking: "Grimaldi, you're a reanimated corpse! Why should you care about some Earthling actor croaking?" Well, let me tell you something, Earthies. Even a gore-loving, punk-rocking space monster like myself can appreciate true talent when I see it. And Sutherland? He was the real deal. This guy appeared in nearly 200 films and TV shows over his six-decade career, and he never backed down from a role, no matter how good, bad, or downright ugly it was. That's the kind of dedication and versatility that even a creature from the depths of space can respect. So, let's all raise a glass (or a severed limb, if that's more your style) to Donald Sutherland, a true legend of the silver screen. And to his son, Kiefer Sutherland, and the rest of his family: my condolences, Earthies. May he rest in peace... or pieces, depending on how he went out. Now, don't forget to show some love by liking, commenting, and sharing this post. And if you want more of my charming wit and cosmic wisdom, head over to www.spacemonsters.art for all your space monster needs. [#DonaldSutherland, #RestInPieces] ...End Transmission

#RIPDonaldSutherland
#GrimaldiTribute
#SpaceMonsterSalutes
#LegendaryActor
#TheHungerGamesOfTributes
#MASHForever
#InvasionOfTheBodySnatchersClub
#KieferSutherlandSupport
#SpacemonstersArtAttack
#TheSilverScreenSavior
#GrimaldiGivesBack
#CosmicCondolences

Alex Strang's Kaiju Maker Will Generate Your Perfect (Giant) Monster

Deep in the wilds of my ever-increasing maximum-scrollable website, which is traditionally filled with my countless original and limited-edition board game and card games, my few published manga and other art endeavors, a seeker may find the ultimate monster mash tool:

Alex Strang' KAIJU MAKER

With this simple, feature-abundant (yet no feature creep here) clickable interactive item, YOU can randomly create your own unique GIANT MONSTER DESIGN!


Instructions. Go to the site, find the Kaiju Maker, then CLICK AND WAIT!



As the Mr. Petty smartly says, waiting IS the hardest part, though the wait time rarely exceeds a few seconds. 


Make your monster and have fun with it!
Maybe you'll do a full-blown illustration based on it!...or write a short story! Heck, at least give the monstrous critter a name!



Enjoy, and more to come! - Alex Strang, Cybergecko Games



Calling All Creators: Space Monsters Magazine Seeks Original Content for Inaugural Ashcan Edition

  From the editor: Space Monsters Magazine is excited to announce an open call for submissions for our inaugural ashcan edition! This specia...