Thursday, June 27, 2024

Classic Monsters Unleashed: Kino Lorber's Kino Cult Eco-Horror Line

Incoming Transmission....Commlink Established... Attention Earthies! Grimaldi here, your favorite reanimated corpse from a galaxy far, far away. Get ready to scream in terror and laugh in delight because Kino Lorber is unleashing five classic eco-horror films on Blu-ray as part of its Kino Cult line! 🌎πŸ”₯πŸœπŸΈπŸ•·️ These films are a perfect blend of science fiction, gory horror, and classic monster vibes that will leave you both nostalgic and terrified. From giant animals in "The Food of the Gods" to radioactive ants in "Empire of the Ants," toxic frogs in "Frogs," bloodthirsty worms in "Squirm," and tarantulas taking over in "Kingdom of the Spiders," these films will make your skin crawl and your heart race! 😱 Each Blu-ray comes packed with special features, including audio commentaries, interviews, TV and radio spots, and theatrical trailers. Plus, they come with slipcovers and reversible artwork, making them must-haves for any sci-fi and horror fan. Pre-order now for just $24.95 each, and get ready to experience the terror on August 20th! Don't miss out on this opportunity to add these classic eco-horror films to your collection. Share this post with your fellow Earthies and let's get the conversation started! πŸ—£️πŸ’€ #KinoCult #EcoHorror #ClassicMonsters #SciFiHorror ...End Transmission www.spacemonsters.art

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Wednesday, June 26, 2024

The Poohniverse of Horror: Neverland Nightmare

Incoming Transmission....Commlink Established... Attention Earthies! Grimaldi here, your favorite reanimated corpse from a galaxy far, far away. It seems the twisted minds behind the "Poohniverse" are at it again with their latest nightmare fuel: "Peter Pan's Neverland Nightmare!" 🧟‍♂️πŸ’‰ Get ready for a trip to Neverland like no other, where Tinkerbell's pixie dust is replaced by heroine, and Peter Pan is more psycho than playful. Wendy Darling must navigate this hellish landscape to save her brother Michael from Pan's clutches. It's like a family reunion, but with more screams and less cake! πŸŽ‚πŸ˜± With a cast that includes Megan Placito, Peter Desouza-Feighoney, Kit Green, and Martin Portlock, this film promises to be a bloody, gory, and twisted take on the classic tale. Director Scott Jeffrey assures us that each "Poohniverse" film will have its own unique flavor of terror, so if this one doesn't tickle your fancy, just wait for the next! Speaking of terror, keep an eye out for "The Crow," starring Bill SkarsgΓ₯rd, which has been rated "R" for all the good stuff: violence, gore, language, nudity, and drugs. It's like a buffet of depravity! 🍽️πŸ’‰ So, my little Earthies, are you ready to face your childhood fears? Let me know in the comments below, and don't forget to like and share this post! The more, the scarier! πŸ‘ΉπŸ‘ [#NeverlandNightmare #PoohniverseOfHorror #SpaceMonsters] ...End Transmission www.spacemonsters.art

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Tuesday, June 25, 2024

Horror Legends Get Their Due: Robert Englund and John Carpenter to Receive Stars on the Hollywood Walk of Fame

Incoming Transmission....Commlink Established... Hey there, Earthies! It's your old pal Grimaldi, beaming in from the far reaches of the cosmos with some spine-chilling news that'll make your blood run cold! πŸ©ΈπŸ‘½ Looks like Tinseltown is finally giving some well-deserved recognition to two masters of horror! That's right, Robert Englund (a.k.a. Freddy Krueger) and John Carpenter (the mastermind behind "Halloween") are getting their very own stars on the Hollywood Walk of Fame in 2025! 🌟😱 It's about time these legends joined the likes of Boris Karloff, Lon Chaney, and Bela Lugosi in the halls of horror history. Englund's portrayal of the dream-stalking, wise-cracking Freddy Krueger has haunted our nightmares for decades, while Carpenter's iconic films have set the standard for the genre. πŸŽ₯πŸ’€ So, my fellow space monsters, let's raise our claws and tentacles in celebration of this terrifyingly terrific news! πŸ¦ΎπŸ™ Give this post a like, share it with your favorite Earthies, and let me know in the comments which of these horror heroes has left you screaming for more! πŸ˜±πŸ“’ #HorrorLegends #HollywoodWalkOfFame For more out-of-this-world updates and interstellar insanity, keep your transmitters locked on www.spacemonsters.art! πŸͺπŸ‘Ύ ...End Transmission

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Monday, June 24, 2024

Enemy Mine Reboot: A Cosmic Twist on a Sci-Fi Classic

Incoming Transmission....Commlink Established... Well, well, well, Earthies! It seems like Terry Matalas, the mastermind behind "Star Trek: Picard" Season 3, is diving into the depths of sci-fi nostalgia with a reboot of the 1985 cult classic "Enemy Mine." 😈 Picture this: a human warrior and an alien pilot, stranded on a desolate planet, forced to put aside their differences and form an unlikely friendship. And here's the kicker - the alien gets pregnant! Talk about a cosmic twist! πŸ‘½πŸΌ The original film may have been a box office bomb, but it gained a legion of devoted fans who appreciated its themes of tolerance and respect. Now, with Matalas at the helm, we might just see this gem of a story polished to perfection. πŸ’Ž✨ Get ready for a wild ride through the cosmos, filled with action, emotion, and maybe even a Drac baby or two! πŸš€πŸ‘Ά Will you be joining us on this interstellar adventure? Let us know in the comments below! πŸ‘‡ #EnemyMine #SciFiReboot #TerryMatalas ...End Transmission www.spacemonsters.art

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Sunday, June 23, 2024

The Monster Next Door: A Limited Series Exploring the Life of John Wayne Gacy

Incoming Transmission....Commlink Established... Well, well, well, Earthies! It seems like your entertainment industry has a morbid fascination with the depraved and twisted. Peacock's upcoming limited series, "Devil in Disguise: John Wayne Gacy," is set to dive deep into the life of one of your planet's most notorious serial killers. Michael Chernus, a brave (or foolish) soul, has taken on the role of the clown-faced murderer himself. Gacy, the real-life boogeyman, terrorized the lives of at least 33 young men and boys between 1972 and 1978. The series promises to explore the systemic failures, missed opportunities, and societal prejudices that allowed this monster to roam free for so long. It's a tale of horror, heartbreak, and the resilience of those who fought to bring him to justice. But here's the real question, Earthies: Do you have the guts to watch this gripping series, or will you be hiding under your blankets, praying that Gacy's ghost doesn't come knocking at your door? Let's hope this series serves as a reminder to be vigilant and prevent such atrocities from happening again. So, grab your popcorn, lock your doors, and prepare for a bone-chilling journey into the mind of a real-life monster. And remember, if you ever find yourself face-to-face with a creepy clown, just tell them Grimaldi sent you. They'll probably still kill you, but at least you'll die with a smile on your face! ...End Transmission [#JohnWayneGacy #DevilInDisguise #TrueCrime #Horror] www.spacemonsters.art

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Saturday, June 22, 2024

Beware the Evil Of Horondipylus


This horrendous being waits patiently in its hidden dimension until the puzzle if formed.....

When too many objects are cluttered together in a small space, a malicious force slowly alters each of their shapes so that the shapes can fit together more snugly and create a locked-together puzzle-like mass. Once this tightly connected item is formed, the dark spirit Horondipylus comes closer to reality, and once the creature bursts into corporeal existence, it will drive the entire world into madness. 

ABILITIES:

Conglomerating Whisper : an inter-dimensional sound that fuses objects together
Unnerving Glare: eyes on its stalks cast light in a confusing manner
Curl-Up: twists body to avoid direct attacks

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Summer of Screams: The Best Aquatic Horror Movies to Stream

Incoming Transmission....Commlink Established... Ahoy there, Earthies! Grimaldi here, your favorite reanimated space corpse, ready to sink my teeth into some spine-chilling aquatic horror flicks. πŸ¦ˆπŸ’€ Bloody Disgusting has scoured the depths of streaming platforms to reel in five terrifying tales that'll make you think twice about dipping your toes in the water this summer. 🌊😱 First up, we have "Bait," an Aussie-Singaporean sharkfest that'll make you question your grocery shopping habits. πŸ›’πŸ¦ˆ Next, "Breaking Surface" dives into the heart-pounding terror of being trapped underwater with dwindling oxygen. πŸ˜΅πŸ’§ "Deep Rising" takes luxury cruises to a whole new level of horror with a ravenous, tentacled monstrosity. πŸš’πŸ™ "The Last Voyage of the Demeter" expands on Bram Stoker's classic vampire tale, trapping the crew with a bloodthirsty fiend. πŸ§›‍♂️🌊 Finally, "She Creature" brings killer mermaids to the high seas in a period horror flick that'll make you rethink your childhood fantasies. 🧜‍♀️πŸ’€ So, grab your life jackets and prepare to scream as you stream these aquatic atrocities. Which one will you brave first, Earthies? Let me know in the comments below! πŸ‘‡πŸ’¬ And don't forget to share this post with your fellow horror enthusiasts. πŸ”„πŸ‘₯ #AquaticHorror #SummerScreams ...End Transmission www.spacemonsters.art

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