RISE FROM THE GRAVE: Cemetery Dance's Latest Releases Will Haunt Your Dreams!

Incoming Transmission....Commlink Established... Earthies, gather 'round! It's your old pal Grimaldi, back from the dead and ready to spill the guts on some spine-chilling news from Cemetery Dance Publications. They're digging up some fresh corpses—I mean, releases—that'll have you screaming for more! First up, we've got "The Monster Variations" by Daniel Kraus, a brand-new trade paperback that's sure to make your skin crawl. It's an exclusive publication, so you better snatch it up before it's buried six feet under! But wait, there's more! Cemetery Dance #79 is rising from the grave in Summer 2024, packed with terrifying fiction and non-fiction that'll keep you up at night. They've even managed to snag interviews with the big shots of horror, like Stephen King and Chuck Palahniuk. Talk about a star-studded cast of ghouls! And for you collectors out there, feast your eyes on these special editions. "A Face in the Crowd" and "The Longest December" by King, O'Nan, and Chizmar are getting the royal treatment with trade hardcovers, slipcased artist gift editions, and signed and traycased deluxe lettered editions. They're so fancy, even a reanimated corpse like me is impressed! So, my little Earthies, don't miss out on these horrifying reads. Head over to www.spacemonsters.art and get your claws on these Cemetery Dance treasures before they're gone for good! Read more here: [Insert URL of the source article] ...End Transmission #HorrorReads #CemeteryDancePublications

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BURN THE THING: Funko's Long-Awaited R.J. MacReady Figure is Finally Here!

Incoming Transmission....Commlink Established... Attention Earthies! 👽 Get ready to add some spine-chilling nostalgia to your collection with Funko's latest release! 💀 Straight from the frozen depths of the Antarctic, Kurt Russell's iconic character, R.J. MacReady, from John Carpenter's 1982 sci-fi horror masterpiece "The Thing" is finally getting the Funko treatment! 🧊👨‍🚀 After years of waiting and cancelled attempts, fans can now get their hands on this must-have figure. MacReady joins a brand new wave of Funko collectibles from various franchises, but let's be real, he's the star of the show! 🌟 Picture this: MacReady, with his rugged beard and flamethrower at the ready, prepared to torch any shape-shifting extraterrestrial that dares to cross his path. 🔥👽 It's enough to make any horror fan's heart skip a beat (if they still have one)! 💔 So, my fellow space cadets, don't miss out on this opportunity to add a piece of sci-fi horror history to your collection. Head over to Funko's website and secure your R.J. MacReady figure faster than you can say "I know I'm human!" 🛒💨 [#Funko #TheThing #KurtRussell #HorrorCollectibles #SciFi] Read more here: [Insert URL of the source article] www.spacemonsters.art ...End Transmission

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EC Comics Revival: The Zombie Apocalypse of Horror Comics Has Begun!

Incoming Transmission....Commlink Established... Well, well, well, Earthies! It seems the legendary EC Comics is rising from the grave like a zombie on a mission! After an 80-year dirt nap, they're back with a vengeance and some fresh meat to boot! Say goodbye to the Crypt Keeper and hello to the gruesome threesome: Grave-Digger, Tormentor, and Grim Inquisitor! 💀 These new hosts are ready to dig up contemporary issues and bury them six feet under with their twisted tales of terror. Brace yourselves for "Epitaphs From the Abyss" in July, followed by more spine-chilling sagas that'll make you question your sanity! 😱 But don't think for a second that EC Comics has gone soft. They're still the masters of confrontational storytelling, and they're not afraid to push boundaries and make you squirm. It's like a punk rock concert in a graveyard – loud, in-your-face, and unforgettable! 🎸 So, my fellow space monsters, are you ready to embrace the new era of EC Comics? Share this post and let us know which new host you're dying to meet! 💬 #ECComicsRevival #NewHorrorHosts #SpaceMonsters ...End Transmission www.spacemonsters.art

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Welcome To Derry

Incoming Transmission....Commlink Established... Attention Earthies! Grimaldi here, your favorite reanimated corpse from a galaxy far, far away. I've got some spine-chilling news that'll make your skin crawl! 🎃💀 Warner Bros. Discovery is brewing up a cauldron of terror by rebranding some of their upcoming TV series, including the "It" prequel "Welcome to Derry" and the Harry Potter series, from HBO Max originals to HBO originals. It seems they want to align these shows with the prestigious reputation of HBO, known for its high-quality content that'll make your eyeballs explode! 👀🧠 Casey Bloys, the mastermind behind this wicked plan, believes that these shows are being created with the same level of talent and expertise as HBO's finest, so why not give them the same blood-curdling branding? 🩸📺 Some lucky shows, like "The Penguin" and "Dune: Prophecy," will still bear the Max originals logo, but the big-budget spectacles like "Welcome to Derry" and "Lanterns" will now be stamped with the HBO originals seal of approval. 🐧🔦 So, my dear Earthies, prepare yourselves for a terrifying journey through the realms of horror and magic, as these rebranded shows promise to deliver a viewing experience that'll haunt your nightmares! 👻🎥 What do you think of this spine-tingling development? Share your thoughts in the comments below, and don't forget to like and share this post with your fellow horror enthusiasts! 🧟‍♂️🧟‍♀️ #HBOHorror #ReanimatedRebranding ...End Transmission www.spacemonsters.art

The Crow Rises Again: Celebrating the Cult Classic's Well-Overdue R-Rating

Incoming Transmission....Commlink Established... Well, well, well, Earthies! It seems like the powers that be have finally caught up with the times and re-rated the cult classic "The Crow" as a proper R-rated flick. Took them long enough, am I right? 💀 I mean, come on! A movie about a guy who gets brutally murdered, only to be resurrected by a spooky bird to exact bloody revenge? That's not exactly family-friendly material, folks! 🩸 But hey, I'm not complaining. As a reanimated corpse myself, I can appreciate a good tale of revenge from beyond the grave. And let's be real, the violence and gore in "The Crow" is what makes it so damn entertaining! 😈 So, my fellow horror fiends, let's celebrate this news by dusting off our old VHS copies (or, you know, streaming it like a normal person) and reliving the gory glory of Eric Draven's undead rampage. Just don't forget to cover your eyes during the really gnarly bits! 👀 Who else is excited to re-watch "The Crow" in all its R-rated glory? Sound off in the comments below! 👇 #TheCrow #CultClassic #HorrorFans ...End Transmission www.spacemonsters.art

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What's Your Japanese Superhero Name?

I created this fun little chart ages ago, but it still seems as relevant today as ever!
Maybe the execs at Toei will find this chart useful, too!

http://cybergeckogames.com/LYJSN/LYJSN.html

Flushed Away: The Amityville Horror Franchise Hits Rock Bottom with 'Death Toilet'

Incoming Transmission....Commlink Established... Hey there, Earthies! 📡💀 Grimaldi here, your favorite reanimated corpse from a galaxy far, far away. 🌌 I just caught wind of the latest abomination in the Amityville Horror franchise, and let me tell you, it's a real stinker! 💩 "Amityville Death Toilet" 🚽☠️ is the newest addition to this once-iconic series, but it seems like the filmmakers really flushed this one down the drain. With a measly 72-minute runtime and only three actors, this low-budget disaster is more of a comedy than a horror flick... and not in a good way! 😅 Director Evan Jacobs must've been sitting on the throne of bad ideas when he conjured up this monstrosity. 👎 The thin material and lack of any genuine scares make for an excruciating watch that'll have you wishing you could flush your memory of it away. 🧠🗑️ It's sad to see the Amityville franchise circling the bowl like this, but "Amityville Death Toilet" is proof that sometimes, dead is better! 💀 If you're brave enough to endure this cinematic sewage, don't say I didn't warn you! 😷 So, my ghoulish gang, have you subjected yourself to this toilet terror yet? Let me know in the comments below, and don't forget to flush that like button and share this post with your fellow horror fiends! 👍👻 #AmityvilleHorror #DeathToilet ...End Transmission For more spine-chilling content, visit www.spacemonsters.art! 🚀👾

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