"Goooood evening, Earthies…"
Do you have the nerve—nay, the audacity—to behold SPACE MONSTERS #1, the collector’s magazine so dripping with dread, it makes Tales from the Crypt look like a bedtime story?
"Ohhhh, don’t turn the page just yet… because the real terror is missing out!"
For a mere $14.99, you’ll clutch in your trembling hands 100 pages of diabolical delights, featuring:
🔪 Casey Orr (GWAR’s Beefcake The Mighty)—sketching nightmares so vile, they’ll haunt your doodle margins forever!
🧟 Donald Farmer—the madman behind Shark Exorcist, because demonic sharks are a niche… but oh, what a niche!
🖤 Nicholas Vince (Hellraiser’s Chatterer)—proving that Cenobites have standards (chains optional).
🧛 Elizabeth Belmont—a historian by day, a vampire whisperer by night (grading papers in blood calligraphy, no doubt).
📻 Dennis Daniel—the Rondo-nominated horror scribe whose words slither off the page like something from a forbidden tomb! (40 years of terror journalism—he’s earned the right to haunt you.)
🎨 Simon Pritchard’s hand-painted horrors—because digital art is for cowards who fear ink stains!
And that’s just the opening act, my dear, doomed reader!
"Oh-ho-ho, but the horrors multiply…"
📖 Donald F. Glut (Empire Strikes Back novelizer!)—answering your questions (but NO Star Wars—some mysteries must stay buried!).
🎤 Sadie Katz (Wrong Turn 6)—sharpening her Katz Claws for a scream queen showdown!
🤖 Jason Brazeal (Editor-In-Chief!)—Hollywood insider, FX savant, and the mad genius stitching this whole monstrosity together!
"Shivering yet? You should be…"
This 5.5" x 8.5" abomination is a FantaCo production—the same legends who brought you nightmares since 1978! Published twice a year, so you’ll have just enough time to recover… or not.
"But wait—there’s more… if you dare!"
🚀 **Visit www.spacemonsters.art**—where the monsters lurk… and the Kickstarter hungers for your support!
💀 Back the campaign NOW before it’s too late! 👉 https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/fantaco/space-monsters-1
"So, my dear, doomed collector… will you let this eldritch treasure slip through your fingers? Or will you seize it… before it seizes you?"
🔪 Grab SPACE MONSTERS #1 NOW—while your soul’s still (mostly) intact! 🔪
"Until next time… sleep with the lights on." 🚀💀
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