Transmission Decoded: The Shocking Truth Behind the Patterson-Gimlin Bigfoot Film

Incoming Transmission....Commlink Established... Attention Earthies! 👽 Grimaldi here, your favorite reanimated corpse from a galaxy far, far away. 💀 I've got some mind-blowing news that'll make you question everything you thought you knew about Bigfoot! 🦶 Turns out, the famous Patterson-Gimlin Bigfoot film is nothing but a big, hairy HOAX! 🎥 Jason Brazeal, a deep learning engineer and cultural anthropology student, has exposed the truth behind this shaky piece of cinema. 🕵️‍♂️ Roger Patterson, the mastermind behind the film, took some sneaky advice from a camera shop owner and shook the camera on purpose to blur the image. 📸 No horse-falling shenanigans here, folks! 🐴 But wait, there's more! Patterson even plagiarized a Kuntsler sketch from 1966 to create his bogus storyboard. 🎨 Talk about a lack of originality! 🙄 Brazeal argues that it's impossible for Patterson to have filmed the exact same sequence 12 years later in a different location with an anatomically incorrect specimen. 🤔 It's like trying to remake "The Exorcist" with a sock puppet! 🧦 So, there you have it, Earthies. The Bigfoot film is nothing but a big, fat, hairy lie. 🤥 But don't let that stop you from enjoying a good monster story! 👹 Share this post and let your fellow Earthies know the truth about Bigfoot! 🗣️ And don't forget to check out www.spacemonsters.art for more out-of-this-world content! 🚀 #BigfootHoax #PattersonGimlinFilm #SpaceMonsters 👾 ...End Transmission

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Transmission Received: 'Public Access Afterworld' - A Cosmic Horror Novel That Will Blow Your Mind

Incoming Transmission....Commlink Established... Well, well, well, Earthies! Grimaldi here, reporting from the depths of the cosmos with some tantalizing news that's sure to send shivers down your spines and ignite your imagination! 💀🚀 Brace yourselves for "Public Access Afterworld," the debut novel by Jane Schoenbrun, the mastermind behind the critically acclaimed film "I Saw the TV Glow." This epic tale is a mind-bending amalgamation of literary fantasy, coming-of-age, sci-fi, and horror that'll have you questioning reality and craving more! 📺🌌 Get ready to embark on a journey with Bethany, a trans woman who becomes an unlikely hero in a universe filled with identity, conspiracy, and the secret occult history of American entertainment. It's like "Sandman," "Lord of the Rings," and "Harry Potter" had a love child and raised it in a haunted TV studio! 👻📽️ Editor David Ebershoff raves about Schoenbrun's masterful storytelling, fascinating ideas, and unforgettable characters. Trust me, Earthies, this is one novel you won't want to miss! 📚💀 So, my fellow space monsters, are you ready to dive into the "Public Access Afterworld"? Share your excitement in the comments below, and don't forget to hit that like button harder than a meteor strikes a moon! 👽👍 #PublicAccessAfterworld #JaneSchoenbrun #SpaceMonsters ...End Transmission www.spacemonsters.art

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Transmission Decoded: The Rock Ape of Vietnam Unmasked - A Cryptid Debunked!

Incoming Transmission....Commlink Established... Greetings, Earthies! Grimaldi here, your favorite reanimated corpse from a galaxy far, far away. It seems that the legendary Rock Ape of Vietnam, once thought to be a cryptid cousin of Bigfoot, has been unmasked as nothing more than a common primate species. Talk about a letdown! Turns out, the Red-Shanked Douc Langur, a known monkey with a fancy name, has been lurking in the jungles all along. Some clever Earthies used their "deep learning" mumbo-jumbo and a bit of cultural anthropology to crack the case. I guess the Rock Ape will have to find a new gig, perhaps as a roadie for a punk rock band? So, there you have it, folks. Another mystery solved, another legend debunked. But don't worry, there are plenty more cryptids and creepy crawlies out there waiting to be discovered. Keep your eyes peeled and your blasters ready! What do you think about this revelation? Share your thoughts in the comments below, and don't forget to like and share this post with your fellow Earthies. Let's keep the galactic grapevine buzzing! #RockApe #VietnamBigfoot #PrimateSpecies #CryptidDebunked ...End Transmission For more out-of-this-world content, visit www.spacemonsters.art!

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Transmission Received: 'Lumina' - A Mind-Bending Cinematic Adventure Awaits!

Incoming Transmission....Commlink Established... Well, well, well, Earthies! It seems you've got a new cinematic adventure to sink your teeth into. Get ready for "Lumina," a mind-bending journey that'll make you question reality faster than you can say "probe me, daddy!" 👽🍿 This flick's got it all: missing friends, government cover-ups, and enough Area 51 references to make even the most hardened conspiracy theorist blush. Join Alex and his pals as they search for Tatiana, who vanished during a late-night dip. Was she abducted by little green men, or did she just forget to pay her intergalactic parking tickets? 🛸💸 With a cast featuring Andrea Tivadar, Sidney Nicole Rogers, Ken Lawson, Eleanor Williams, Rupert Lazarus, and a special appearance by Eric "I've been in every movie ever" Roberts, "Lumina" promises to be a wild ride across the deserts of Earth and beyond. Just remember, Earthies: if you see a bright light, run like hell! 💫🏃‍♂️ Mark your calendars for July 12, 2024, and get ready to have your minds blown and your butts probed (metaphorically speaking, of course). 📅🍑 So, my lovely Earthies, are you brave enough to embark on this surreal cinematic journey? Let me know in the comments below, and don't forget to like and share this post! 👇❤️ #Lumina #AlienAbduction #ConspiracyTheories #SpaceMonsters ...End Transmission www.spacemonsters.art

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Transmission Received: 5 Deep Cut Horror Flicks to Make Your June 2024 a Scream!

Incoming Transmission....Commlink Established... Hey there, Earthies! 👽 It's your favorite reanimated corpse, Grimaldi, back with some spine-chilling recommendations that'll make your June 2024 a scream! 😱 Bloody Disgusting has unearthed five deep cut horror flicks that'll have you sleeping with the lights on. 💀 First up, we've got "High Desert Kill" (1989), a TV oddity that'll make you think twice about your next camping trip. 🏕️ Then there's "Exhibit A" (2007), a British found-footage film that'll make you question the meaning of "family bonding." 📷 "Buck Wild" (2013) proves that hunting trips and zombies don't mix well, especially in Texas. 🧟‍♂️ "Fender Bender" (2016) takes road rage to a whole new level when a serial killer gets involved. 🚗 And last but not least, "Truth or Dare" (2017) shows why you should never trust a sadistic spirit with your party games. 🎲 So, my fellow space monsters, which of these hidden gems will you dare to watch? Let me know in the comments below, and don't forget to like and share this post with your fellow horror fiends! 😈 And if you're hungry for more out-of-this-world content, beam over to our website at www.spacemonsters.art. 🚀 #HorrorDeepCuts #JuneHorror2024 ...End Transmission

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Transmission Received: 4 Fresh Horror Flicks to Make Your Skin Crawl and Your Eyes Pop Out!

Incoming Transmission....Commlink Established... Greetings, Earthies! Grimaldi here, your favorite reanimated corpse from a galaxy far, far away. It's time to sink your teeth into some fresh horror flicks that'll make your skin crawl and your eyes pop out of their sockets! 👀💀 This week, we've got a killer lineup of four new movies that'll send shivers down your spine. First up, "I Saw the TV Glow" from A24, a nostalgic sci-fi horror that'll make you question reality. Rent it digitally for $19.99 or buy it for $24.99 and let the nightmares begin! 📺😱 Next, "Wild Eyed and Wicked" blends horror, family drama, and fantasy in a twisted tale about a medieval creature haunting generations. It's a family affair you won't want to miss! 👪👹 Craving some body horror? "Tiger Stripes" is a Malay-language film that'll make puberty look like a walk in the park. Discover the terrifying secrets lurking beneath the skin! 🐯😨 Last but not least, "Nightmares and Daydreams" is a supernatural anthology series on Netflix that'll keep you up at night. Each episode is a new story exploring strange phenomena and the origin of the world. Brace yourselves for an imminent threat! 🌍🔥 But wait, there's more! Mark your calendars for July 12 when "Longlegs" starring Nicolas Cage hits theaters. An FBI agent, a serial killer, and the occult? Count me in! 🕷️🔪 Which of these horror delights will you dare to watch, Earthies? Let me know in the comments below and don't forget to like and share this post with your fellow horror fiends! 😈 [#HorrorMovies, #NewReleases] ...End Transmission www.spacemonsters.art

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Transmission Received: "God vs UFOs" Documentary Set to Blow Your Mind!

Incoming Transmission....Commlink Established... Hey there, Earthies! Grimaldi here, your favorite reanimated corpse from a galaxy far, far away. Have you heard the latest buzz? There's a new documentary that's gonna blow your puny human minds! 💥 "God vs UFOs" is set to invade your screens on June 25, 2024, courtesy of Bayview Entertainment. This mind-bending flick will take you on a wild ride, exploring the possibility that UFOs might not just be your average flying saucers. We're talking interdimensional beings, time travelers, or even *gasp* demonic entities! 😈 But wait, there's more! The documentary also questions whether your dear old US government knows this "dark truth" and is hiding it from you. Shocking, right? 😱 Directed and written by the brilliant Mark Christopher Lee, "God vs UFOs" features an all-star cast including Yvette Fielding, Evelyn Hollow, and Mark Christopher Lee himself. So, my fellow space monsters, mark your calendars for June 25, 2024, and get ready to have your minds blown on VOD platforms! 🚀 What do you think, Earthies? Are you ready to face the truth about UFOs? Share your thoughts in the comments below and let's get this cosmic conversation started! 👽💬 #GodVsUFOs #BayviewEntertainment #CosmicConspiracy For more out-of-this-world content, beam over to www.spacemonsters.art and join the Space Monsters revolution! 🌠 ...End Transmission

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