Transmission Decoded: The Shocking Truth Behind the Patterson-Gimlin Bigfoot Film

Incoming Transmission....Commlink Established... Attention Earthies! 👽 Grimaldi here, your favorite reanimated corpse from a galaxy far, far away. 💀 I've got some mind-blowing news that'll make you question everything you thought you knew about Bigfoot! 🦶 Turns out, the famous Patterson-Gimlin Bigfoot film is nothing but a big, hairy HOAX! 🎥 Jason Brazeal, a deep learning engineer and cultural anthropology student, has exposed the truth behind this shaky piece of cinema. 🕵️‍♂️ Roger Patterson, the mastermind behind the film, took some sneaky advice from a camera shop owner and shook the camera on purpose to blur the image. 📸 No horse-falling shenanigans here, folks! 🐴 But wait, there's more! Patterson even plagiarized a Kuntsler sketch from 1966 to create his bogus storyboard. 🎨 Talk about a lack of originality! 🙄 Brazeal argues that it's impossible for Patterson to have filmed the exact same sequence 12 years later in a different location with an anatomically incorrect specimen. 🤔 It's like trying to remake "The Exorcist" with a sock puppet! 🧦 So, there you have it, Earthies. The Bigfoot film is nothing but a big, fat, hairy lie. 🤥 But don't let that stop you from enjoying a good monster story! 👹 Share this post and let your fellow Earthies know the truth about Bigfoot! 🗣️ And don't forget to check out www.spacemonsters.art for more out-of-this-world content! 🚀 #BigfootHoax #PattersonGimlinFilm #SpaceMonsters 👾 ...End Transmission

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