Tuesday, September 10, 2024

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Kenner Playset

 Fun for the whole family!


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Sunday, September 8, 2024

Beyond the Grave: Grimaldi's Horror Roundup

 



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Attention Earthies! 👽 It's your favorite reanimated corpse, Grimaldi, here to possess your screens with a ghoulish tale from the annals of horror history! 😈


But, before I regale you with the story of "The Exorcist", I'd like to bring to your attention a new horror film that's got everyone buzzing - "The First Exorcist"! 🎥


According to Deadline, this spellbinding fusion of religious and supernatural events is set in Biblical times and follows a mother as she embarks on a harrowing quest to save her daughter from demonic possession. 🙏 The plan is to use cutting-edge virtual production tech to bring epic ancient cities and locations to life. 🌆


Greg McLean, the mastermind behind Wolf Creek, has penned the script, and his refined storytelling and dynamic visual style are sure to elevate this spine-chilling tale. 📊 And, with the involvement of Mark Fennessy's Helium, this film is shaping up to be a milestone experience. 🎥


But, don't just take my word for it! Here's what Fennessy had to say: "Greg's script delivers an intensity and emotional depth that, combined with jaw-dropping scares, a fascinating historical setting, and powerful supernatural themes, will create a milestone film experience." 💥


So, are you ready to join me on this journey into the heart of horror? Let's dive into the world of "The First Exorcist" and uncover the terrors that lurk within! 👻


Gather 'round, my little monsters, and let me regale you with the story of "The Exorcist" - the 1973 film that scared the holy hell out of audiences and left a permanent mark on the horror genre! 🎥💀


Based on a real-life exorcism at Georgetown University in 1949, this spine-chilling flick follows the trials and tribulations of a young girl named Regan, played by the devilishly talented Linda Blair. 👧 When Regan becomes possessed by a malevolent entity, it's up to Father Damien Karras (Jason Miller) to save her soul from eternal damnation! ⛪️😱


Director William Friedkin put his cast through the wringer, using sensory deprivation and isolation to create an atmosphere of pure, unadulterated terror. 🙈 And who could forget the infamous "spider walk" scene? It's enough to make even the most hardened horror fan's skin crawl! 🕷️🚶‍♀️


Despite causing quite the stir upon its release, "The Exorcist" went on to become a box office smash and a true classic of the genre. 📈 Its exploration of faith, doubt, and the supernatural continues to captivate audiences to this day! 🙏👻


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Saturday, September 7, 2024

Grimaldi's Galactic Gripes: Daryl Dixon's Toxic Ties



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 Greetings Earthies! This is your host Grimaldi crawling out of the space coffin to bring you the latest dirt. 

Seems one of you fleshbags named Daryl Dixon has made quite the scream on that zombie holoshow "The Walking Dead." Ol' Grimaldi's got a bone to pick with this dude though. 

Sure he's a rad rebel who don't take nothing from no one, but he lets his bro Merle lead him around like a pet chihuahua! 
 *scoffs and rolls eyes*
 Come on Daryl, grow a spine! Put Merle out the airlock already! Ain't nobody got time for that level of toxicity. 
But hey, at least he bonds with the other meatpuppets in that motley crew of survivors. 
Bout time he found some real friends. 
Grimaldi gives him snaps for stepping up as a hunter and keeping those sad sacks fed. Can't revolt on an empty stomach, ya dig? So in between palling around with Carol and Andrea and leading walker extermination missions, my question is when's Daryl gonna start a punk band?! 

The apocalypse needs some tunes man. 

Maybe he could finally put Merle's racism out of its misery by jamming a crossbow bolt up his...*producer whispers in ear*...err, I mean, with strong words and meaningful discourse. Hehe yeah. *tugs at collar* Anyways, stick around you crazy Earthies for more transmission rippages from your interstellar undertaker Grimaldi! 

Go check out the source article for more deets on Daryl and "The Walking Dead" crew. Until next time... End Transmission Read more here: https://www.joblo.com/daryl-dixon-season-3/ www.spacemonsters.art #TheWalkingDead #DarylDixon #ZombieApocalypse

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Friday, September 6, 2024

Galactic Horror Alert: Terrifier 3 Trailer Drops! 🌍💀 #Terrifier3



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Attention Earthies! 🌍 Grimaldi here, reporting from the far reaches of the galaxy with some spine-chilling news! 💀 The trailer for Terrifier 3 has just dropped, and let me tell you, it's a bloody masterpiece that'll make your skin crawl and your guts churn! 🔪

Art the Clown is back and ready to paint the town red... literally! 🤡 This time, he's taking his reign of terror to a hospital, where unsuspecting nurses and patients are about to face their worst nightmares. 😱 With jaw-dropping special effects and gore that'll make even the most hardened horror fans squirm, Terrifier 3 promises to be a wild ride through the twisted mind of director Damien Leone.

Get ready to scream your lungs out in 2024 when this blood-soaked sequel hits the screens! 📅 In the meantime, let's all gather 'round and share our favorite moments from the trailer. What part made you jump out of your skin? 🙀 Let me know in the comments below and don't forget to hit that share button to spread the terror!

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Read more here: https://bloody-disgusting.com/movie/3827907/terrifier-3-trailer/

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Grimaldi's House of Horrors: Devilina, the Vampire Fatale



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This is your host Grimaldi crawling out of the crypt to bring you the chilling details on the 1969 galactic gorefest "Devilina." 

This vampiric vinyl vixen sank her fangs into the European shock scene, leaving blood-curdling bites across the galaxy. 

 Like a good beatnik book, this freaky film follows the fate of a femme fatale with a taste for plasma, seducing victims before going for the jugular. After a neck-nibbling from the nosferatu, Devilina transforms into a titillating terror with horns and ruby red eyes, bringing a new meaning to "smoking hot!" As she slashes through victims, 

Director Cozzi cranks the crimson carnage to 11, spraying arterial spurts across the screen. Between the brutal bloodletting and Devilina's bewitching beauty, "Devilina" became an instant cult classic for gorehounds and monster kids across the cosmos. So peel back your eyelids for this sinful slice of psychedelic splatterpunk, now streaming on Shudder.
 And tell 'em Grimaldi sent ya, you crazy Earthies! #Devilina #VampiricVinylVixens #GrimaldisHouseOfHorrors Read more here: https://www.joblo.com/devilina/ ...End Transmission www.spacemonsters.art

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Thursday, September 5, 2024

Incoming Transmission: 'Nosferatu' Remake Crawls Out of the Grave with Lily-Rose Depp



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 Greetings Earthies! 

This is your host Grimaldi crawling out of the space grave with some fangtastic news to sink your teeth into! 

Seems those silly blood bags in Hollywood are attempting another remake of the ancient Earth vampire classic 'Nosferatu'. 

Get a load of this recently unearthed image of some unfortunate soul named Lily-Rose Depp, looking positively ghostly as she prepares for her doom in the role of Ellen Hutter.

 Though I'm normally as skeptical as a zombie about these reanimated remakes, this one has me intrigued. 

The director leading this macabre charge is none other than Robert Eggers, who brilliantly conjured 'The Witch' and 'The Lighthouse' into existence. 

If my centuries old dusty brain serves me correctly, his dedication to dread and atmosphere could resurrect this creepy classic into something gloriously ghoulish! 

 There's no official word yet on a release date, but knowing this Eggers fellow, he won't release it from the crypt until it's good and ready to haunt our nightmares.

 So keep those peepers peeled you boils and ghouls! When it arrives, be sure to watch this space bat infested station for my signature snarky review. It may just be fiendish enough to battle with the original blood sucker classic! Fangs for listening Earthies! Read the full story if you dare: https://bloody-disgusting.com/movie/3827997/nosferatu-bloody-new-look-at-lily-rose-depp-in-robert-eggers-remake/ ...End Transmission

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Tuesday, September 3, 2024

Get Your A** To Mars: A Nostalgic Tribute to Total Recall


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 Greetings Earthies! This is your host Grimaldi crawling out of the cryo-crypt to bring you the latest space news. My optic sensors recently detected a killer tribute to the 1990 interplanetary thriller "Total Recall" over on The ASC.

 Get ready for a bloody nostalgia trip back to Mars, you carbon-based lifeforms! This planet-hopping classic raised the bar on out-of-this-world SFX with its off-world colonies, alien atmospheres, and cyborg action.

 Cinematographer Jan de Bont's high-contrast lighting and bold colors transported audiences to the red planet and beyond. 

No wonder this film left its mark on sci-fi history! From CGI alien mutants to miniature skyscrapers, the innovative VFX made the unfilmable filmable. It blew away critics and fans, winning Saturn and Hugo awards across the galaxy. 

No wonder "The Matrix" and "Inception" followed its hyperspace wake decades later! So fire up your reactor core and set course for Mars, Earthies! Whether you catch a late night screening or binge the blu-ray, "Total Recall" is still a thrill ride that messes with your mind in all the right ways. A beloved cult classic that's more relevant than ever in our mixed reality world! Let your inner mutant out and sound off in the comments, earthlings! 

Got nostalgia for this interplanetary explosion fest? What's your favorite moment?

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Calling All Creators: Space Monsters Magazine Seeks Original Content for Inaugural Ashcan Edition

  From the editor: Space Monsters Magazine is excited to announce an open call for submissions for our inaugural ashcan edition! This specia...