Greetings Earthies! This is your host Grimaldi crawling out of the space coffin to bring you the latest dirt.
Seems one of you fleshbags named Daryl Dixon has made quite the scream on that zombie holoshow "The Walking Dead." Ol' Grimaldi's got a bone to pick with this dude though.
Sure he's a rad rebel who don't take nothing from no one, but he lets his bro Merle lead him around like a pet chihuahua!
*scoffs and rolls eyes*
Come on Daryl, grow a spine! Put Merle out the airlock already! Ain't nobody got time for that level of toxicity.
But hey, at least he bonds with the other meatpuppets in that motley crew of survivors.
Bout time he found some real friends.
Grimaldi gives him snaps for stepping up as a hunter and keeping those sad sacks fed. Can't revolt on an empty stomach, ya dig?
So in between palling around with Carol and Andrea and leading walker extermination missions, my question is when's Daryl gonna start a punk band?!
The apocalypse needs some tunes man.
Maybe he could finally put Merle's racism out of its misery by jamming a crossbow bolt up his...*producer whispers in ear*...err, I mean, with strong words and meaningful discourse. Hehe yeah. *tugs at collar*
Anyways, stick around you crazy Earthies for more transmission rippages from your interstellar undertaker Grimaldi!
Go check out the source article for more deets on Daryl and "The Walking Dead" crew. Until next time...
End Transmission
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