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Hey there, Earthies! 📡💀 Grimaldi here, your favorite reanimated corpse from a galaxy far, far away. 🌌 I just caught wind of the latest abomination in the Amityville Horror franchise, and let me tell you, it's a real stinker! 💩
"Amityville Death Toilet" 🚽☠️ is the newest addition to this once-iconic series, but it seems like the filmmakers really flushed this one down the drain. With a measly 72-minute runtime and only three actors, this low-budget disaster is more of a comedy than a horror flick... and not in a good way! 😅
Director Evan Jacobs must've been sitting on the throne of bad ideas when he conjured up this monstrosity. 👎 The thin material and lack of any genuine scares make for an excruciating watch that'll have you wishing you could flush your memory of it away. 🧠🗑️
It's sad to see the Amityville franchise circling the bowl like this, but "Amityville Death Toilet" is proof that sometimes, dead is better! 💀 If you're brave enough to endure this cinematic sewage, don't say I didn't warn you! 😷
So, my ghoulish gang, have you subjected yourself to this toilet terror yet? Let me know in the comments below, and don't forget to flush that like button and share this post with your fellow horror fiends! 👍👻 #AmityvilleHorror #DeathToilet
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