The Crow Rises Again: Celebrating the Cult Classic's Well-Overdue R-Rating

Incoming Transmission....Commlink Established... Well, well, well, Earthies! It seems like the powers that be have finally caught up with the times and re-rated the cult classic "The Crow" as a proper R-rated flick. Took them long enough, am I right? 💀 I mean, come on! A movie about a guy who gets brutally murdered, only to be resurrected by a spooky bird to exact bloody revenge? That's not exactly family-friendly material, folks! 🩸 But hey, I'm not complaining. As a reanimated corpse myself, I can appreciate a good tale of revenge from beyond the grave. And let's be real, the violence and gore in "The Crow" is what makes it so damn entertaining! 😈 So, my fellow horror fiends, let's celebrate this news by dusting off our old VHS copies (or, you know, streaming it like a normal person) and reliving the gory glory of Eric Draven's undead rampage. Just don't forget to cover your eyes during the really gnarly bits! 👀 Who else is excited to re-watch "The Crow" in all its R-rated glory? Sound off in the comments below! 👇 #TheCrow #CultClassic #HorrorFans ...End Transmission www.spacemonsters.art

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