Monday, August 19, 2024

Grimaldi's Horror Haul: The Fake Rob Zombie 'A Nightmare on Elm Street' Poster That's Got Everyone Talking


Incoming Transmission....Commlink Established... Well, well, well, Earthies! It seems like someone's been messing with your dreams again. And no, it's not just the extra-spicy burrito you had for dinner last night. I'm talking about this viral poster that's been making the rounds on your primitive social media networks. You know, the one that claims Rob Zombie is rebooting the classic "A Nightmare on Elm Street" franchise? Yeah, that one. Now, I know you're all excited at the prospect of seeing Freddy Krueger terrorize a new generation of unsuspecting teenagers. But let me burst your bubble real quick - the poster is FAKE! That's right, it's about as real as the chances of me ever getting a good night's sleep in my coffin. So before you start dusting off your striped sweaters and fedoras, just remember that Rob Zombie hasn't actually announced any plans to reboot the franchise. It's just some clever fan or prankster trying to get your hopes up. But hey, I get it. In this day and age, it's hard to tell what's real and what's not. Kind of like trying to figure out if that strange noise in the middle of the night is just the wind or a demonic entity coming to claim your soul. But I digress... The point is, don't believe everything you see on the internet, Earthies. And if you really want to see Freddy Krueger in action again, maybe try revisiting the original films instead of falling for fake posters. Just remember, in space, no one can hear you scream... but they can definitely hear you laughing at fake news. #FakeNews #DontBeASheeple Read more here: https://www.dreadcentral.com/news/508616/rob-zombies-a-nightmare-on-elm-street-reboot-this-fake-poster-keeps-going-viral/ ...End Transmission www.spacemonsters.art

#FakePoster #HorrorReboot #NightmareOnElmStreet #RobZombie #HorrorFans #FreddyKrueger #DreamStalker #HorrorMovies #SpacemonstersArt

Calling All Creators: Space Monsters Magazine Seeks Original Content for Inaugural Ashcan Edition

  From the editor: Space Monsters Magazine is excited to announce an open call for submissions for our inaugural ashcan edition! This specia...