Saturday, August 3, 2024

Shoot First, Ask Questions Never: The Philosophy of Cobra



Incoming Transmission....Commlink Established... Greetings, Earthies! It's your favorite reanimated corpse, Grimaldi, here to talk about a classic tale of vigilante justice and murder cults straight out of the '80s. That's right, we're diving into the bloody, action-packed world of Sylvester Stallone's "Cobra"! In this 1986 cinematic masterpiece, Marion "Cobra" Cobretti is a cop who doesn't play by the rules. He's got a thirst for justice and a love for leather gloves. When a Los Angeles murder cult led by the Night Slasher starts wreaking havoc, Cobra takes matters into his own hands, leaving a trail of dead criminals in his wake. But here's the real kicker, Earthies: Cobra believes that society would be better off if criminals didn't have rights. He's a firm believer in the "shoot first, ask questions never" approach to law enforcement. It's a philosophy that's sure to make civil rights activists cringe and action movie fans cheer! So, if you're in the mood for some over-the-top '80s action, complete with killer one-liners and a Dirty Harry-style hero, then "Cobra" is the film for you. Just don't go trying to imitate Cobra's methods in real life, or you might end up as a permanent resident of my galaxy far, far away. Read more about this cult classic here: https://bloody-disgusting.com/editorials/3822111/the-one-liners-and-murder-cults-of-stallones-cobra/ What do you think, Earthies? Is "Cobra" a must-watch for action movie fans, or is it a relic of a bygone era? Let me know in the comments below! [#Cobra #SylvesterStallone #ActionMovies #80sCinema] ...End Transmission www.spacemonsters.art

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