The Cosmic Commotion: 'The Acolyte' Fans React to Ki-Adi-Mundi's Surprise Return

Incoming Transmission....Commlink Established... Well, well, well, Earthies! It seems like some of you are getting your space suits in a twist over the latest Star Wars series, "The Acolyte." Apparently, the appearance of a certain Jedi Master, Ki-Adi-Mundi, has caused quite the cosmic commotion! 💥 Now, I may be just a reanimated corpse from a galaxy far, far away, but even I know that in the vast expanse of the Star Wars universe, anything is possible! Just because a character's birthday wasn't carved in carbonite doesn't mean they can't make a surprise appearance. 🎂🚀 The brilliantly twisted mind behind the show, Claire "CK" Kiechel, has even taken to the cosmic airwaves to set the record straight. Just because Ki-Adi-Mundi is back doesn't automatically make him a Sith Lord. Maybe the Jedi just needed a better intergalactic calendar! 📅🔍 It seems to me that some fans are just looking for a reason to blast the show's themes like a rogue asteroid. Instead of appreciating the gore-geous storytelling, they're nitpicking harder than a Wookiee with a flea problem! 🐒🔎 So, my ghoulish friends, let's put our brains (or what's left of them) to good use and enjoy "The Acolyte" for the spine-chilling space adventure it is! 💀🎬 [#SpaceMonsters] [#TheAcolyteControversy] For more cosmic content that'll make your pulse race (if you still have one), check out www.spacemonsters.art! 👽💻 ...End Transmission

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Old-School Horror: 'Alien: Romulus' Director Fede Álvarez Ditches CGI for Handmade Miniatures

Incoming Transmission....Commlink Established... Greetings, Earthies! It's your favorite reanimated corpse, Grimaldi, here to share some spine-chilling news from the depths of space. 👽💀 Fede Álvarez, the mastermind behind the upcoming "Alien: Romulus" movie, is channeling the spirits of James Cameron and Ridley Scott with his ghoulishly good approach to filmmaking. 🎥👹 This madman is ditching the CGI nonsense and embracing the art of practical effects, like handmade miniatures of spaceships. That's right, Earthies, he's going old-school! 🚀🔧 In a world where filmmakers rely on computer trickery to create "unrealistic" movies, Álvarez is resurrecting the tradition of practical effects, just like Cameron and Scott did in their classic films. 🧟‍♂️🎬 He's determined to keep it real, and I can't wait to see the terrifyingly awesome results! "Alien: Romulus" is set to be a blockbuster that'll make your skin crawl and your eyes pop out of their sockets (in a good way). 👀💥 Mark your calendars for August 16, 2024, and get ready for a wild ride through the cosmos! 🗓️🌌 So, my little Earthies, are you excited for this practically perfect masterpiece? Let me know in the comments below, and don't forget to like and share this post! 👇❤️📢 #AlienRomulus #PracticalEffects ...End Transmission www.spacemonsters.art

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A Game About Time Traveling Ninja: Time Vs Ninja

 

The miraculous Hattori Hanzo arrives in Paris 845 AD to hack his way through Viking Hordes on his way to capturing Charlemagne's Crown, while the deadly Mochizuki Chiyome grabs an ATV to venture across the violent landscape of Detroit 2050...

Anything can happen when Legendary Ninja gain access to time travel abilities!

I designed the board game Time Vs Ninja to satisfy three distinct urges.

First, the urge to transverse time and space throughout a simple game, where a battle might happen in a futuristic Moon Colony, then continue into Ancient Egypt and end up in Roswell, New Mexico. The mixing of time periods and geographies always interested me and board game that explore this idea always appeal to me.

Secondly, the urge to incorporate some actual ninjitsu lore as well as real history, creating a very light 'educational' element. Maybe you don't know much about Sydney, Australia in 1776, but playing the game there might pique your curiosity!

Finally, the urge to create a wild system that can result in some memorable (and often hilarious) storytelling!

To date, I've published 5 series in the game, with a 6th just around the corner. In each series, more possible time-spaces, artifacts and legendary ninja characters are added. One day, I hope to release a massive boxset with everything.....one day!

MORE ABOUT TIME VS NINJA:

http://cybergeckogames.com/TimeVsNinja/TVN.html

Women's Autonomy in the Shadows: The Chilling Story of Robin Redbreast

Incoming Transmission....Commlink Established... Hey there, Earthies! Grimaldi here, your favorite reanimated corpse from a galaxy far, far away. It's time to dive into a tale that'll make your skin crawl and your mind scream for more! 🎃💀 Get ready for "Robin Redbreast," a 1970 BBC television film that's a perfect blend of folk horror and women's autonomy. This chilling masterpiece tells the story of Norah Palmer, a cosmopolitan TV script editor who moves to a rural village and finds herself in a twisted pregnancy plot. It's like "Rosemary's Baby" meets "The Wicker Man," but with a feminist twist that'll make you say, "Oh, baby!" 🍼🔥 Despite its initial impact, the original color version of this gem has been lost to the sands of time. But fear not, Earthies! A black and white version still exists, ready to haunt your dreams. 👻📺 What makes "Robin Redbreast" even more relevant today? Its themes of women's autonomy and the dangers of societal ostracism for independent women. Sound familiar? It's like the film was a prophecy of the battles we're still fighting today! 💪🙅‍♀️ But wait, there's more! A new stage adaptation, "Robin/Red/Breast," is currently playing at Aviva Studios in Manchester. It promises to bring out the original's mix of the sinister and the uncanny, with a side of innovative sound that'll make your ears bleed with delight. 🎭🔊 So, my fellow space monsters, what are you waiting for? Stream this bad boy on Amazon Prime or grab the DVD from the BFI. And don't forget to share your thoughts in the comments below! Let's start a conversation that'll make the universe tremble. 🌍💬 #RobinRedbreast #FolkHorror #WomensAutonomy ...End Transmission www.spacemonsters.art

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Classic Monsters Unleashed: Kino Lorber's Kino Cult Eco-Horror Line

Incoming Transmission....Commlink Established... Attention Earthies! Grimaldi here, your favorite reanimated corpse from a galaxy far, far away. Get ready to scream in terror and laugh in delight because Kino Lorber is unleashing five classic eco-horror films on Blu-ray as part of its Kino Cult line! 🌎🔥🐜🐸🕷️ These films are a perfect blend of science fiction, gory horror, and classic monster vibes that will leave you both nostalgic and terrified. From giant animals in "The Food of the Gods" to radioactive ants in "Empire of the Ants," toxic frogs in "Frogs," bloodthirsty worms in "Squirm," and tarantulas taking over in "Kingdom of the Spiders," these films will make your skin crawl and your heart race! 😱 Each Blu-ray comes packed with special features, including audio commentaries, interviews, TV and radio spots, and theatrical trailers. Plus, they come with slipcovers and reversible artwork, making them must-haves for any sci-fi and horror fan. Pre-order now for just $24.95 each, and get ready to experience the terror on August 20th! Don't miss out on this opportunity to add these classic eco-horror films to your collection. Share this post with your fellow Earthies and let's get the conversation started! 🗣️💀 #KinoCult #EcoHorror #ClassicMonsters #SciFiHorror ...End Transmission www.spacemonsters.art

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The Poohniverse of Horror: Neverland Nightmare

Incoming Transmission....Commlink Established... Attention Earthies! Grimaldi here, your favorite reanimated corpse from a galaxy far, far away. It seems the twisted minds behind the "Poohniverse" are at it again with their latest nightmare fuel: "Peter Pan's Neverland Nightmare!" 🧟‍♂️💉 Get ready for a trip to Neverland like no other, where Tinkerbell's pixie dust is replaced by heroine, and Peter Pan is more psycho than playful. Wendy Darling must navigate this hellish landscape to save her brother Michael from Pan's clutches. It's like a family reunion, but with more screams and less cake! 🎂😱 With a cast that includes Megan Placito, Peter Desouza-Feighoney, Kit Green, and Martin Portlock, this film promises to be a bloody, gory, and twisted take on the classic tale. Director Scott Jeffrey assures us that each "Poohniverse" film will have its own unique flavor of terror, so if this one doesn't tickle your fancy, just wait for the next! Speaking of terror, keep an eye out for "The Crow," starring Bill Skarsgård, which has been rated "R" for all the good stuff: violence, gore, language, nudity, and drugs. It's like a buffet of depravity! 🍽️💉 So, my little Earthies, are you ready to face your childhood fears? Let me know in the comments below, and don't forget to like and share this post! The more, the scarier! 👹👍 [#NeverlandNightmare #PoohniverseOfHorror #SpaceMonsters] ...End Transmission www.spacemonsters.art

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Horror Legends Get Their Due: Robert Englund and John Carpenter to Receive Stars on the Hollywood Walk of Fame

Incoming Transmission....Commlink Established... Hey there, Earthies! It's your old pal Grimaldi, beaming in from the far reaches of the cosmos with some spine-chilling news that'll make your blood run cold! 🩸👽 Looks like Tinseltown is finally giving some well-deserved recognition to two masters of horror! That's right, Robert Englund (a.k.a. Freddy Krueger) and John Carpenter (the mastermind behind "Halloween") are getting their very own stars on the Hollywood Walk of Fame in 2025! 🌟😱 It's about time these legends joined the likes of Boris Karloff, Lon Chaney, and Bela Lugosi in the halls of horror history. Englund's portrayal of the dream-stalking, wise-cracking Freddy Krueger has haunted our nightmares for decades, while Carpenter's iconic films have set the standard for the genre. 🎥💀 So, my fellow space monsters, let's raise our claws and tentacles in celebration of this terrifyingly terrific news! 🦾🐙 Give this post a like, share it with your favorite Earthies, and let me know in the comments which of these horror heroes has left you screaming for more! 😱📢 #HorrorLegends #HollywoodWalkOfFame For more out-of-this-world updates and interstellar insanity, keep your transmitters locked on www.spacemonsters.art! 🪐👾 ...End Transmission

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Enemy Mine Reboot: A Cosmic Twist on a Sci-Fi Classic

Incoming Transmission....Commlink Established... Well, well, well, Earthies! It seems like Terry Matalas, the mastermind behind "Star Trek: Picard" Season 3, is diving into the depths of sci-fi nostalgia with a reboot of the 1985 cult classic "Enemy Mine." 😈 Picture this: a human warrior and an alien pilot, stranded on a desolate planet, forced to put aside their differences and form an unlikely friendship. And here's the kicker - the alien gets pregnant! Talk about a cosmic twist! 👽🍼 The original film may have been a box office bomb, but it gained a legion of devoted fans who appreciated its themes of tolerance and respect. Now, with Matalas at the helm, we might just see this gem of a story polished to perfection. 💎✨ Get ready for a wild ride through the cosmos, filled with action, emotion, and maybe even a Drac baby or two! 🚀👶 Will you be joining us on this interstellar adventure? Let us know in the comments below! 👇 #EnemyMine #SciFiReboot #TerryMatalas ...End Transmission www.spacemonsters.art

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The Monster Next Door: A Limited Series Exploring the Life of John Wayne Gacy

Incoming Transmission....Commlink Established... Well, well, well, Earthies! It seems like your entertainment industry has a morbid fascination with the depraved and twisted. Peacock's upcoming limited series, "Devil in Disguise: John Wayne Gacy," is set to dive deep into the life of one of your planet's most notorious serial killers. Michael Chernus, a brave (or foolish) soul, has taken on the role of the clown-faced murderer himself. Gacy, the real-life boogeyman, terrorized the lives of at least 33 young men and boys between 1972 and 1978. The series promises to explore the systemic failures, missed opportunities, and societal prejudices that allowed this monster to roam free for so long. It's a tale of horror, heartbreak, and the resilience of those who fought to bring him to justice. But here's the real question, Earthies: Do you have the guts to watch this gripping series, or will you be hiding under your blankets, praying that Gacy's ghost doesn't come knocking at your door? Let's hope this series serves as a reminder to be vigilant and prevent such atrocities from happening again. So, grab your popcorn, lock your doors, and prepare for a bone-chilling journey into the mind of a real-life monster. And remember, if you ever find yourself face-to-face with a creepy clown, just tell them Grimaldi sent you. They'll probably still kill you, but at least you'll die with a smile on your face! ...End Transmission [#JohnWayneGacy #DevilInDisguise #TrueCrime #Horror] www.spacemonsters.art

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Beware the Evil Of Horondipylus

This horrendous being waits patiently in its hidden dimension until the puzzle if formed.....

When too many objects are cluttered together in a small space, a malicious force slowly alters each of their shapes so that the shapes can fit together more snugly and create a locked-together puzzle-like mass. Once this tightly connected item is formed, the dark spirit Horondipylus comes closer to reality, and once the creature bursts into corporeal existence, it will drive the entire world into madness. 

ABILITIES:

Conglomerating Whisper : an inter-dimensional sound that fuses objects together
Unnerving Glare: eyes on its stalks cast light in a confusing manner
Curl-Up: twists body to avoid direct attacks

Hundreds more twisted and bizarre original kaiju designs at the Cybergecko Kaiju Gallery

Summer of Screams: The Best Aquatic Horror Movies to Stream

Incoming Transmission....Commlink Established... Ahoy there, Earthies! Grimaldi here, your favorite reanimated space corpse, ready to sink my teeth into some spine-chilling aquatic horror flicks. 🦈💀 Bloody Disgusting has scoured the depths of streaming platforms to reel in five terrifying tales that'll make you think twice about dipping your toes in the water this summer. 🌊😱 First up, we have "Bait," an Aussie-Singaporean sharkfest that'll make you question your grocery shopping habits. 🛒🦈 Next, "Breaking Surface" dives into the heart-pounding terror of being trapped underwater with dwindling oxygen. 😵💧 "Deep Rising" takes luxury cruises to a whole new level of horror with a ravenous, tentacled monstrosity. 🚢🐙 "The Last Voyage of the Demeter" expands on Bram Stoker's classic vampire tale, trapping the crew with a bloodthirsty fiend. 🧛‍♂️🌊 Finally, "She Creature" brings killer mermaids to the high seas in a period horror flick that'll make you rethink your childhood fantasies. 🧜‍♀️💀 So, grab your life jackets and prepare to scream as you stream these aquatic atrocities. Which one will you brave first, Earthies? Let me know in the comments below! 👇💬 And don't forget to share this post with your fellow horror enthusiasts. 🔄👥 #AquaticHorror #SummerScreams ...End Transmission www.spacemonsters.art

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Incoming Transmission: The Top 12 Donald Sutherland Movies to Prepare You for the Alien Invasion

Incoming Transmission....Commlink Established... Well, well, well, Earthies! It seems like you've been spending your time worshipping the silver screen instead of preparing for the inevitable alien invasion. But fear not, because I, Grimaldi, have taken a break from my usual intergalactic terror to bring you a list of the top 12 movies starring your beloved Donald Sutherland. From playing a corpse-like informant in "JFK" to a pod-people-pointing professor in "Invasion of the Body Snatchers," Sutherland has proven that he's the master of embodying characters that would make even the bravest space monster shudder. And let's not forget his chilling performance as President Snow in "The Hunger Games" series – a villain so cold, he makes the vacuum of space seem like a tropical paradise! 🌌❄️ But it's not all doom and gloom in Sutherland's cinematic universe. He's also starred in some gut-bustingly hilarious films like "Animal House" and "Kelly's Heroes." Who knew that war and comedy could blend together as smoothly as a Martian Bloodworm Smoothie? 🍹 So, my dear Earthies, which of these Donald Sutherland movies will you be adding to your watchlist? Let me know in the comments below, and don't forget to share this post with your fellow puny humans. And if you want to learn more about the terrors that await you beyond the stars, head over to www.spacemonsters.art – if you dare! 👽💀 [#DonaldSutherland, #SpaceMonsters] ...End Transmission

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Incoming Transmission: Grimaldi's Eulogy for the Legendary Donald Sutherland

Incoming Transmission....Commlink Established... Attention Earthies! It's your old pal Grimaldi, bringing you some grim news from the entertainment sector of your puny planet. Donald Sutherland, the legendary Canadian actor who graced your screens with his presence in classics like "M*A*S*H," "Invasion of the Body Snatchers," and "The Hunger Games," has finally kicked the bucket at the ripe old age of 88. Now, I know what you're thinking: "Grimaldi, you're a reanimated corpse! Why should you care about some Earthling actor croaking?" Well, let me tell you something, Earthies. Even a gore-loving, punk-rocking space monster like myself can appreciate true talent when I see it. And Sutherland? He was the real deal. This guy appeared in nearly 200 films and TV shows over his six-decade career, and he never backed down from a role, no matter how good, bad, or downright ugly it was. That's the kind of dedication and versatility that even a creature from the depths of space can respect. So, let's all raise a glass (or a severed limb, if that's more your style) to Donald Sutherland, a true legend of the silver screen. And to his son, Kiefer Sutherland, and the rest of his family: my condolences, Earthies. May he rest in peace... or pieces, depending on how he went out. Now, don't forget to show some love by liking, commenting, and sharing this post. And if you want more of my charming wit and cosmic wisdom, head over to www.spacemonsters.art for all your space monster needs. [#DonaldSutherland, #RestInPieces] ...End Transmission

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Alex Strang's Kaiju Maker Will Generate Your Perfect (Giant) Monster

Deep in the wilds of my ever-increasing maximum-scrollable website, which is traditionally filled with my countless original and limited-edition board game and card games, my few published manga and other art endeavors, a seeker may find the ultimate monster mash tool:

Alex Strang' KAIJU MAKER

With this simple, feature-abundant (yet no feature creep here) clickable interactive item, YOU can randomly create your own unique GIANT MONSTER DESIGN!

Instructions. Go to the site, find the Kaiju Maker, then CLICK AND WAIT!

As the Mr. Petty smartly says, waiting IS the hardest part, though the wait time rarely exceeds a few seconds. 


Make your monster and have fun with it!
Maybe you'll do a full-blown illustration based on it!...or write a short story! Heck, at least give the monstrous critter a name!

Enjoy, and more to come! - Alex Strang, Cybergecko Games

Incoming Transmission: Get Ready to Scream with the Hitchhiker Claymore Outfit

Incoming Transmission....Commlink Established... Well, well, well, Earthies! It seems like those twisted minds at Gun Interactive have been tinkering in their gore-soaked labs again. They've just unleashed a new cosmetic outfit for the Hitchhiker in "The Texas Chain Saw Massacre" game, and let me tell you, it's a real scream! 💀 The "Hitchhiker Claymore Outfit" is inspired by a Vietnam War-era patrol jacket, perfect for those long, gruesome road trips through the heart of Texas. I bet you Earthies can't wait to slip into this blood-splattered ensemble and rev up your chainsaws for some good ol' fashioned mayhem. 🪚 Mark your calendars for June 25, because that's when this horrific little number hits the virtual shelves. Whether you're on PlayStation, Xbox, PC via Steam, the Microsoft Store, or Game Pass, you'll be able to get your grubby, gore-stained hands on this outfit and terrorize your fellow players in style. 😈 So, my fellow space monsters, are you ready to embark on a cosmic journey of carnage and chaos? Let me know in the comments below, and don't forget to like and share this post with all your horror-loving pals! 👽 #SpaceMonsters #TexasChainsawMassacre #HitchhikerClaymoreOutfit ...End Transmission www.spacemonsters.art

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Grimaldi's Galactic Guide to the Next Chapter in the Exorcist Saga

Incoming Transmission....Commlink Established... Well, well, well, Earthies! It seems that your puny planet is in for another round of demonic possession and head-spinning action. Mike Flanagan, the twisted mastermind behind some of your most beloved horror flicks, is taking a stab at the Exorcist franchise. And let me tell you, this isn't your grandma's exorcism! Forget about that lackluster sequel, *The Exorcist: Believer*. Flanagan is cooking up something entirely new and terrifying. While he's keeping the plot under wraps tighter than a mummy's bandages, one thing's for sure: this ain't no ordinary trip to the confessional! Mark your calendars for March 13, 2026, a Friday the 13th that promises to be unlucky for more than just black cats and broken mirrors. Flanagan, along with his partners in crime at Blumhouse and Morgan Creek, are set to unleash hell on the big screen. It's a match made in... well, you know where. So, my dear Earthies, prepare yourselves for a fresh, bold, and utterly horrifying take on the Exorcist universe. Flanagan and his team are ready to possess your minds and haunt your dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the demons that await? Share this post and let us know if you'll be first in line for this unholy cinematic experience! 😈🍿 [#Exorcist2026 #FridayThe13th] ...End Transmission www.spacemonsters.art

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Transmission Interrupted: The Fate of 'Crystal Lake' Hangs in the Balance

Incoming Transmission....Commlink Established... Well, well, well, Earthies! It looks like the "Crystal Lake" series is in some murky waters. 🔪🩸 Charlize Theron as Mama Voorhees? That would have been a killer casting choice! 🔥 But now, with Bryan Fuller getting the axe, the fate of this prequel is as uncertain as a camp counselor's life expectancy. 💀 As a connoisseur of all things bloody and horrific, I've got my tentacles crossed that A24 can resurrect this project from the depths of development hell. 🦑 Nick Antosca taking over? That could be the fresh start this series needs, Earthies. 🚀 So, what do you think? Will "Crystal Lake" sink or swim? 🌊 Let me know in the comments below, and don't forget to share this post with your fellow horror fiends! 👹 #CrystalLake #FridayThe13th ...End Transmission www.spacemonsters.art

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Transmission Received: 'Slitterhead' Brings Cosmic Horror to Gaming"

Incoming Transmission....Commlink Established... Attention Earthies! Grimaldi here, your favorite reanimated corpse from a galaxy far, far away. I've got some bloody exciting news for all you horror fanatics out there. Keiichiro Toyama, the mastermind behind the spine-chilling "Silent Hill" series, is back with a brand new game that'll make your skin crawl and your bones rattle. It's called "Slitterhead," and let me tell you, it's a real scream! Picture this: you're not just playing as one character, but possessing and controlling different poor souls to use their skills and abilities. It's like a cosmic body-snatching adventure! And the combat? Oh, it's to die for! You'll be using bystanders as weapons and mastering the art of parry deflection. It's a real gore-met experience! But wait, there's more! The traversal system lets you switch between possessed bodies faster than a Venusian Vampyre can say "I vant to suck your blood!" It's like a macabre game of musical chairs, except with more screaming and less music. Now, I know what you're thinking. "But Grimaldi, is it a traditional survival horror game?" Well, not quite, but it's still an action horror game that'll leave you thirsting for more. Trust me, I've seen things that would make even the bravest Earthie's blood run cold, and "Slitterhead" has got me more excited than a Martian at a tentacle party! So, my fellow creatures of the night, are you ready to sink your teeth into this deliciously disturbing game? Let me know in the comments below, and don't forget to share this post with all your horror-loving pals. It's time to get slittery! 🩸👹 [#Slitterhead #HorrorGaming #BokehGameStudio] ...End Transmission www.spacemonsters.art

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Transmission Decoded: The Shocking Truth Behind the Patterson-Gimlin Bigfoot Film

Incoming Transmission....Commlink Established... Attention Earthies! 👽 Grimaldi here, your favorite reanimated corpse from a galaxy far, far away. 💀 I've got some mind-blowing news that'll make you question everything you thought you knew about Bigfoot! 🦶 Turns out, the famous Patterson-Gimlin Bigfoot film is nothing but a big, hairy HOAX! 🎥 Jason Brazeal, a deep learning engineer and cultural anthropology student, has exposed the truth behind this shaky piece of cinema. 🕵️‍♂️ Roger Patterson, the mastermind behind the film, took some sneaky advice from a camera shop owner and shook the camera on purpose to blur the image. 📸 No horse-falling shenanigans here, folks! 🐴 But wait, there's more! Patterson even plagiarized a Kuntsler sketch from 1966 to create his bogus storyboard. 🎨 Talk about a lack of originality! 🙄 Brazeal argues that it's impossible for Patterson to have filmed the exact same sequence 12 years later in a different location with an anatomically incorrect specimen. 🤔 It's like trying to remake "The Exorcist" with a sock puppet! 🧦 So, there you have it, Earthies. The Bigfoot film is nothing but a big, fat, hairy lie. 🤥 But don't let that stop you from enjoying a good monster story! 👹 Share this post and let your fellow Earthies know the truth about Bigfoot! 🗣️ And don't forget to check out www.spacemonsters.art for more out-of-this-world content! 🚀 #BigfootHoax #PattersonGimlinFilm #SpaceMonsters 👾 ...End Transmission

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Transmission Received: 'Public Access Afterworld' - A Cosmic Horror Novel That Will Blow Your Mind

Incoming Transmission....Commlink Established... Well, well, well, Earthies! Grimaldi here, reporting from the depths of the cosmos with some tantalizing news that's sure to send shivers down your spines and ignite your imagination! 💀🚀 Brace yourselves for "Public Access Afterworld," the debut novel by Jane Schoenbrun, the mastermind behind the critically acclaimed film "I Saw the TV Glow." This epic tale is a mind-bending amalgamation of literary fantasy, coming-of-age, sci-fi, and horror that'll have you questioning reality and craving more! 📺🌌 Get ready to embark on a journey with Bethany, a trans woman who becomes an unlikely hero in a universe filled with identity, conspiracy, and the secret occult history of American entertainment. It's like "Sandman," "Lord of the Rings," and "Harry Potter" had a love child and raised it in a haunted TV studio! 👻📽️ Editor David Ebershoff raves about Schoenbrun's masterful storytelling, fascinating ideas, and unforgettable characters. Trust me, Earthies, this is one novel you won't want to miss! 📚💀 So, my fellow space monsters, are you ready to dive into the "Public Access Afterworld"? Share your excitement in the comments below, and don't forget to hit that like button harder than a meteor strikes a moon! 👽👍 #PublicAccessAfterworld #JaneSchoenbrun #SpaceMonsters ...End Transmission www.spacemonsters.art

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Transmission Decoded: The Rock Ape of Vietnam Unmasked - A Cryptid Debunked!

Incoming Transmission....Commlink Established... Greetings, Earthies! Grimaldi here, your favorite reanimated corpse from a galaxy far, far away. It seems that the legendary Rock Ape of Vietnam, once thought to be a cryptid cousin of Bigfoot, has been unmasked as nothing more than a common primate species. Talk about a letdown! Turns out, the Red-Shanked Douc Langur, a known monkey with a fancy name, has been lurking in the jungles all along. Some clever Earthies used their "deep learning" mumbo-jumbo and a bit of cultural anthropology to crack the case. I guess the Rock Ape will have to find a new gig, perhaps as a roadie for a punk rock band? So, there you have it, folks. Another mystery solved, another legend debunked. But don't worry, there are plenty more cryptids and creepy crawlies out there waiting to be discovered. Keep your eyes peeled and your blasters ready! What do you think about this revelation? Share your thoughts in the comments below, and don't forget to like and share this post with your fellow Earthies. Let's keep the galactic grapevine buzzing! #RockApe #VietnamBigfoot #PrimateSpecies #CryptidDebunked ...End Transmission For more out-of-this-world content, visit www.spacemonsters.art!

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Transmission Received: 'Lumina' - A Mind-Bending Cinematic Adventure Awaits!

Incoming Transmission....Commlink Established... Well, well, well, Earthies! It seems you've got a new cinematic adventure to sink your teeth into. Get ready for "Lumina," a mind-bending journey that'll make you question reality faster than you can say "probe me, daddy!" 👽🍿 This flick's got it all: missing friends, government cover-ups, and enough Area 51 references to make even the most hardened conspiracy theorist blush. Join Alex and his pals as they search for Tatiana, who vanished during a late-night dip. Was she abducted by little green men, or did she just forget to pay her intergalactic parking tickets? 🛸💸 With a cast featuring Andrea Tivadar, Sidney Nicole Rogers, Ken Lawson, Eleanor Williams, Rupert Lazarus, and a special appearance by Eric "I've been in every movie ever" Roberts, "Lumina" promises to be a wild ride across the deserts of Earth and beyond. Just remember, Earthies: if you see a bright light, run like hell! 💫🏃‍♂️ Mark your calendars for July 12, 2024, and get ready to have your minds blown and your butts probed (metaphorically speaking, of course). 📅🍑 So, my lovely Earthies, are you brave enough to embark on this surreal cinematic journey? Let me know in the comments below, and don't forget to like and share this post! 👇❤️ #Lumina #AlienAbduction #ConspiracyTheories #SpaceMonsters ...End Transmission www.spacemonsters.art

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Transmission Received: 5 Deep Cut Horror Flicks to Make Your June 2024 a Scream!

Incoming Transmission....Commlink Established... Hey there, Earthies! 👽 It's your favorite reanimated corpse, Grimaldi, back with some spine-chilling recommendations that'll make your June 2024 a scream! 😱 Bloody Disgusting has unearthed five deep cut horror flicks that'll have you sleeping with the lights on. 💀 First up, we've got "High Desert Kill" (1989), a TV oddity that'll make you think twice about your next camping trip. 🏕️ Then there's "Exhibit A" (2007), a British found-footage film that'll make you question the meaning of "family bonding." 📷 "Buck Wild" (2013) proves that hunting trips and zombies don't mix well, especially in Texas. 🧟‍♂️ "Fender Bender" (2016) takes road rage to a whole new level when a serial killer gets involved. 🚗 And last but not least, "Truth or Dare" (2017) shows why you should never trust a sadistic spirit with your party games. 🎲 So, my fellow space monsters, which of these hidden gems will you dare to watch? Let me know in the comments below, and don't forget to like and share this post with your fellow horror fiends! 😈 And if you're hungry for more out-of-this-world content, beam over to our website at www.spacemonsters.art. 🚀 #HorrorDeepCuts #JuneHorror2024 ...End Transmission

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Transmission Received: 4 Fresh Horror Flicks to Make Your Skin Crawl and Your Eyes Pop Out!

Incoming Transmission....Commlink Established... Greetings, Earthies! Grimaldi here, your favorite reanimated corpse from a galaxy far, far away. It's time to sink your teeth into some fresh horror flicks that'll make your skin crawl and your eyes pop out of their sockets! 👀💀 This week, we've got a killer lineup of four new movies that'll send shivers down your spine. First up, "I Saw the TV Glow" from A24, a nostalgic sci-fi horror that'll make you question reality. Rent it digitally for $19.99 or buy it for $24.99 and let the nightmares begin! 📺😱 Next, "Wild Eyed and Wicked" blends horror, family drama, and fantasy in a twisted tale about a medieval creature haunting generations. It's a family affair you won't want to miss! 👪👹 Craving some body horror? "Tiger Stripes" is a Malay-language film that'll make puberty look like a walk in the park. Discover the terrifying secrets lurking beneath the skin! 🐯😨 Last but not least, "Nightmares and Daydreams" is a supernatural anthology series on Netflix that'll keep you up at night. Each episode is a new story exploring strange phenomena and the origin of the world. Brace yourselves for an imminent threat! 🌍🔥 But wait, there's more! Mark your calendars for July 12 when "Longlegs" starring Nicolas Cage hits theaters. An FBI agent, a serial killer, and the occult? Count me in! 🕷️🔪 Which of these horror delights will you dare to watch, Earthies? Let me know in the comments below and don't forget to like and share this post with your fellow horror fiends! 😈 [#HorrorMovies, #NewReleases] ...End Transmission www.spacemonsters.art

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Transmission Received: "God vs UFOs" Documentary Set to Blow Your Mind!

Incoming Transmission....Commlink Established... Hey there, Earthies! Grimaldi here, your favorite reanimated corpse from a galaxy far, far away. Have you heard the latest buzz? There's a new documentary that's gonna blow your puny human minds! 💥 "God vs UFOs" is set to invade your screens on June 25, 2024, courtesy of Bayview Entertainment. This mind-bending flick will take you on a wild ride, exploring the possibility that UFOs might not just be your average flying saucers. We're talking interdimensional beings, time travelers, or even *gasp* demonic entities! 😈 But wait, there's more! The documentary also questions whether your dear old US government knows this "dark truth" and is hiding it from you. Shocking, right? 😱 Directed and written by the brilliant Mark Christopher Lee, "God vs UFOs" features an all-star cast including Yvette Fielding, Evelyn Hollow, and Mark Christopher Lee himself. So, my fellow space monsters, mark your calendars for June 25, 2024, and get ready to have your minds blown on VOD platforms! 🚀 What do you think, Earthies? Are you ready to face the truth about UFOs? Share your thoughts in the comments below and let's get this cosmic conversation started! 👽💬 #GodVsUFOs #BayviewEntertainment #CosmicConspiracy For more out-of-this-world content, beam over to www.spacemonsters.art and join the Space Monsters revolution! 🌠 ...End Transmission

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Transmission Received: "Circles" Sequel in the Works - Get Ready to Scream!

Greetings, Earthies! 👽 Grimaldi here, your favorite reanimated corpse from a galaxy far, far away. 🌌 Get ready to scream in terror (and maybe a little excitement) because the news just dropped that a sequel to the 2015 psychological horror flick "Circle" is in the works! 😱 That's right, the twisted minds behind the original invasion are back to haunt your nightmares with "Circles." 🎥 Seventeen years later, the survivors will face a new threat that'll make you want to hide in your spaceship's cargo hold. 🚀 Original star Michael Nardelli is producing, and Devon Graye is penning the script, so you know it's gonna be a wild ride. 🎢 Time to grab your popcorn (or should I say, "space corn"? 🌽) and get ready for another mind-bending horror experience! If you haven't seen the first movie, now's your chance to catch it on Netflix before the sequel invades your screens. 📺 Trust me, Earthies, you don't want to miss this! 😈 So, who's ready to join the "Circle" of terror? Let me know in the comments below, and don't forget to share this post with your fellow horror-loving Earthies! 🌍 #CirclesMovie #PsychologicalHorror #SpaceMonsters

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Transmission Received: 7 New Horror Flicks Crash-Landing on Earth - Get Ready to Scream!

Greetings, Earthies! 👽 It's your favorite reanimated corpse, Grimaldi, back from the depths of space to bring you some spine-chilling news! 💀📽️ Get ready to scream your lungs out because seven new horror flicks are crash-landing on Earth between June 3 and June 9, 2024! 😱 First up, we've got "Exhuma," a Korean horror that'll make you think twice about digging up old graves. 🪦 Then there's "Insane Like Me?", a supernatural thriller that'll have you questioning your own sanity. 🤪 "The Hangman" will leave you hanging on the edge of your seat as a father battles a demon to save his son. 😈 If you're afraid of sharks, stay out of the Seine because "Under Paris" is bringing Jaws to the city of love! 🦈🗼 "Trim Season" will make you think twice about taking that summer job at a marijuana farm. 🌿 "Handling the Undead" explores the complexities of grief and loss when the dead mysteriously awaken. 💔 And last but not least, "The Watchers" will make you never want to go camping again! 🌲👀 But that's not all, folks! We've also got a killer editorial about the art of miniatures in filmmaking, featuring the mind-blowing miniature city in John Carpenter's "Escape from New York." 🗽🎥 So, my little Earthies, which of these bloodcurdling flicks are you dying to see? Let me know in the comments below, and don't forget to like and share this post with all your horror-loving friends! 🩸❤️ #SpaceMonsters #HorrorMovies2024 

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Transmission Received: DC Comics' "The Outsiders" Series Ends Early with Issue #11!

The article reports that DC Comics' series "The Outsiders" will end early with issue #11, not #12. The series, written by Jackson Lanzing, Collin Kelly, and Robert Carey, was initially planned as a 12-issue series but has been shortened to an 11-issue run with an extra-sized finale. The series, which incorporated elements from "Planetary" and "The Authority," will conclude with issue #11, which will be an extra-sized issue wrapping up the story. The change was confirmed by Lanzing, who tweeted that "It's never the end. Until it is. OUTSIDERS #11 The Final Issue."

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Transmission Received: Nightdive Studios Remasters Classic Horror Game 'The Thing'!

Nightdive Studios has announced a remaster of the 2002 video game "The Thing," based on John Carpenter's 1982 horror film. The game, originally released on PC, PlayStation 2, and Xbox, follows Captain J.F. Blake and his rescue team as they investigate the aftermath of the events in the film. The remastered version will feature improved graphics, including 4K resolution at 120FPS on PS5, Xbox Series X/S, and PC, as well as enhanced models, textures, and animations. The game will also include trophies and achievements on platforms that support them. The remaster is set to be revealed during IGN Live on June 7, 2024, and is expected to be released later this year on Xbox, PlayStation, Nintendo Switch, and PC.

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Misty Returns: Classic British Horror Comic Revived with New Anthology

The article reports that the classic British horror comic "Misty" is being revived by Rebellion Developments. The new anthology, titled "Misty 2024 Special," will be published on July 17, 2024, and features four brand-new chilling adventures written by Gail Simone, known for her work on "Birds of Prey" and "Batgirl." The stories will be illustrated by Carola Borelli, Aly Fell, Marianna Ignazzi, and Letty Wilson. The comic aims to bring back the thrills and chills that "Misty" offered to young women in the UK during its original run from 1978 to 1980. The new anthology includes stories such as "Eleven Lonely Deaths," "At the Pub at the End of the Road," "Happy Birthday, Mrs. Parker," and "The Cracked Glass," which are all set in the horror genre. The cover art is by Tula Lotay.

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Who is Grimaldi

 Who is Grimaldi?

He is the host or mascot of all things Space Monsters. He is rumored as being Frank Poole, the astronaut who was cut loose by Hal 9000 in 2001 A Space Odyssey. 

The idea being that he drifted in space and was reanimated by an evil force which explains his glowing eyes. 

But then he could be a flight officer from a derelict spaceship in a ship graveyard. In fact the spaceship graveyard was later discovered to be the same one that the Alphans from Moonbase Alpha came across in the Space 1999 episode Dragon's Domain. 

His lifeless body was reanimated by a glowing loc-nar type evil force and then he came to us. He likes to pick on earthlings, which he refers too as Earthies....

You will know that the information is coming directly from him by noticing the computer calling out

Incoming Transmission.....Commlink Established....

At the beginning of every transmission directly from him. 

His name "Grimaldi" comes from the first part of the Heavy Metal Illustrated Magazine movie. The one where the guy brings the loc-nar to his daughter and it disintegrates him. 

Another theory is that he is that very astronaut but was rematerialized in a loc-nar host type form. 

So those are some theories about his identity. The truth is that we don't really know. We know he is from out there somewhere and isn't human...not anymore anyway if he once was. 

He is a bit of a mystery. It could be any one of these or a host of others...but we may never know. 

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Incoming Transmission

 

"GREETINGS, MORTAL, FROM THE CURSED COSMOS! I, GRIMALDI, ARISE FROM THE GRAVE OF STARCRUISERS, WHERE THE HORSEHEAD NEBULA'S DARK ENERGIES HAVE REANIMATED MY UNDEAD HOST. FOR CENTURIES, I'VE LAIN DORMANT, FEASTING ON THE ASTRAL DETRITUS OF THE GALAXY. NOW, I EMERGE TO UNLEASH A MAELSTROM OF COSMIC TERROR UPON THE UNIVERSE!

 

"JOIN ME, IF YOU DARE, ON A JOURNEY THROUGH THE FORGOTTEN TOMES OF SPLATTERPUNK, WHERE THE VERY FABRIC OF REALITY IS TORN ASUNDER. BEHOLD, A GALAXY OF GROTESQUE PROPORTIONS, WHERE THE SCUM OF THE UNIVERSE CONGREGATES IN A HIVE OF VILLAINY. PREPARE TO WITNESS THE MOST UNHOLY OF ABOMINATIONS, AS THE COSMOS ITSELF SEEMS TO WRITHE IN AGONY.

 

YOUR SANITY WILL BE TESTED, YOUR SOUL WILL BE SCARRED, AND YOUR VERY EXISTENCE WILL BE THREATENED. BUT FEAR NOT, FOR IN THIS ABYSS OF DESPAIR, YOU'LL FIND THE DARKEST CORNERS OF THE UNIVERSE LAID BARE BEFORE YOU. SO, BUCKLE UP, MORTAL, AND JOIN ME ON THIS PERILOUS ODYSSEY THROUGH THE REALMS OF COSMIC HORROR. FOR IN THE WORDS OF THE ANCIENT ONES, 'THE UNIVERSE IS A CRUEL MISTRESS, AND I AM HER INSTRUMENT OF CHAOS.'"